I love eating mushrooms, being high as fuck, hitting bricks with my hands and crushing turts all day.
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2025
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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Call of Duty League?
Commercial Driver's Licence?
Christian Defence League?
the second. its about driving Sims
And I'd be eating readily available street pizza all the time!
"Hey look, someone left a full ham roast here on the sidewalk! I'm bleeding pretty bad, so I'll go ahead and chow down! Let me just squat over it real quick, I can usually eat a roast ham in like 0.06 seconds (assuming I've lost enough blood)."
What I get from simulation video games is that if I didn't have to worry about working to live and the daily grind of life, I'd work to get real-world experience doing stuff I may like.
I'd be rolling everything up into a ball as my distant authority figure father berates me.
Played too much Pokémon, now I run a bet-fueled dog fighting operation
There would certainly not be any feral pig problems in the US, that's for sure.
I never understood how "vitality" refers to not any type of armor, but instead an inheret "unkillable"ness until I started looking into wild boars.
I would be an amazing manager and be very rich
I cant afford a spaceship though :(
Imagine your behavior shaped by Ubisoft collect-a-thons. Now that's grim.
Drug addicts looking for scrap metal aren't much different. They look through abandoned structures, sneak around armed "hostiles", and sleep wherever there are no enemies.
meanwhile, some tech bro tries to wrangle this into some kind of ARG product
I'd be a min-maxing hoarder that never used stuff. In all honestly, I should probably try to be more like that minus the hoarding.
I'd be wacking walls and machinery with a pickaxe.
I guess I'm an immortal autocrat with foresight and pattern recognition good enough to be the global economy by the 16th century.
I play too much 4x.
I would be throwing water bottles at and casting lightning bolt on all my problems
I'd be an expert race car driver, or really good at parkour.
This just made me imagine a sport that contains both and it would be awesome, call it Guerrilla Valet.
I would sell so many organs
In my case the bodies of my enemies would fuel my armies of the undead leaving a trail of blood and destruction behind me. If the first boss I encounter doesn't take me out.
Then I'd be pretty violent against demon invasions of our world. Or maybe I already am, don't really know how to test it out lol.
Halloween has literally just happened. How many demons did you slay?
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