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I'll play devils advocate here, but in a free society, cant people ride the vehicule they want as long as it's legal ? Although his truck is ridiculously large, it's not like the majority of people drive those.
I just feel like there's way worse in life than Johns enlarged Dodge Ram.
John's gotta make up for his small peepee somehow after all.
The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.
Sometimes, the parents forget to pick up the kids so the teachers get to decide if they leave a child all alone with no help or if the teacher works unpaid over time
Greatest country in the world...
It’s always money.
When I first moved to the town I live in now, I was impressed by the all new schools. However I eventually realized they replaced a bunch of older neighborhood schools with a smaller number of bigger schools. They saved money by providing a worse educational experience and making walking less likely.
We walked to my kids elementary school but the town saved money by not plowing the sidewalks in winter, nor forcing residents to. Our walk would require walking on a major street - until my ex went full Karen and made them plow
When my kids got to middle school, we were in “walking” distance so there was no bus. However that was a full mile including crossing a six lane road whose light was always broken, and they didn’t spring for a crossing guard . We ended up choosing a private school in a different town, so there were no buses nor walkability
Regional school districts are now common. More kids goto schools that are not even in their towns
Small penis alert
But he's got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.
There's a guy with 3 DUIs.
I briefly contracted at SHAP (the plant that builds the 1500) and you'd have to be drunk to buy one of these piles of shit
Saw this description of kid rock and it seems like it applies here too. He's got tattoos of his kids but not custody.
This month.
Huh? What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Say it again!
There's got to be a better way.
Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyres, lots of lights because the dark is scary. How is this more manly than a bicycle?
Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.
“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”
Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
His compensator is compensating
How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.
(obligatory DO NOT ACTUALLY so I don't get removed)
Bet if you shot up this jackass's car he'd be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks
Just a little higher and they'll be able to pass over the children unscathed. Problem solved
I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.
Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way
That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.