Well, some lawyers are about to make a shit load money as this drags out for a decade.
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And that’s basically it!
It turns out someone really was after his lucky charms!

Texas based leprechaun association sues all Texan kids for lucky charm thefts going back to the 70's!
Holy fuck, facts don't care about your feelings has turned into let's litigate on my feelings
Grifters have to make up the losses from Trump somehow.
Corelation is not causation. What a stupid country I was born to
It’s not even correlation, it’s just made up bullshit
Iirc, this idea comes from a study that found people who used Tylenol while pregnant actually did have a slightly heightened chance of birthing an autistic child. However, that study did not in any way address why this was the case, so incurious fools take it at face value and never examine things any further than that.
This means that there is some very small degree of corelation, even if that corelation has failed to hold water when put to later tests. One of the many, many things that these idiots refuse to look in the eye is that this data point is a singular, contextless point that has way more evidence against than there is for.
I hear where you're coming from, but this one wasn't ripped out of thin air, making it that much more annoying to talk these people out of. So it's not just made up bullshit, but that is still about 99.99% of it.
Hopefully Tylenol sues texas back for being malicious idiots.
There's no controversy in the health community!!! There's no link between acetaminophen and autism, period!