It's dolomite, baby!
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Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt.
Goodbye, cruel world!
Goodbye, cruel lamp!
Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be, I…
(Rumbling in the laboratory...) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys do something! Satan, you owe me!
As soon as he appeals to Satan he is saved 😳 the next thing the Professor says is "Good news! I'm still technically alive, yes"
PAZUZU!!!
Professor walks into conference room: "G N Eee"
I don't remember what episode, but first time i caught it, I rewatched it several times and laughed so hard it became part of my identity
This one?
Will have to go back and watch but I think so!
"Were all going to die"
"Things only rhyme below ten to the minus five angstroms, you dope!"
"Shut up, Hawking. Fry, you idiot! You're a genius! Why are the laws of physics what they are? Instead of some other laws? To find out, we'd have to recreate the conditions before the Big Bang. It would take decades of work by thousands of scientists in a particle accelerator powered by dump trucks of flaming grant money."
He's teriyaki style
Defend the fire!
If you don’t stop fighting I’ll have you both neutered.
you sound like my tennis instructor
Good news, everyone! I'm still technically alive!
"I was going to eat that mummy."
IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS! WHY SHOULDN'T IT?!
He has spells?!
Aww I expected someone to have died
'Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes'
News, everyone.
Fuck you everyone!