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Image of Nezha in Fengshen Yanyi.

According to Fengshen Yanyi, Nezha was born during the Shang dynasty in a military fortress at Chentang Pass, as the incarnation of Lingzhu Zi (灵珠子), who is destined to assist King Wu of Zhou in the upcoming war against the Shang. His father was a military commander Li Jing, who later became the "Pagoda-wielding Heavenly King". Nezha's mother, Lady Yin, gave birth to a ball of flesh after gestating for three years and six months. Li Jing thought his wife had given birth to a demon and attacked the ball with his sword. The ball split open, and Nezha jumped out as a boy instead of an infant. Nezha could jump and walk immediately after birth. He was later accepted by the immortal Taiyi Zhenren as a student. He had two older brothers, Jinzha, a disciple of Wenshu Guangfa Tianzun, and Muzha.

When Nezha was seven years old, he asked his mother for permission to go play outside of Chentang Pass. She agreed, on the condition that he took a family servant with him. After walking for about a mile, he became sick of the summer heat, and decided to take a bath in the nearby Jiuwan Stream, using his weapon, a red sash named Huntian Ling (混天绫) as a towel. It sent tremors through the water, shaking the East Sea Dragon King, Ao Guang's undersea palace. A Yaksha, Li Gen, was sent to investigate the disturbance. Nezha insulted him, causing him to attack Nezha and be killed by his set of rings called the Qiankun Quan (乾坤圈). The Dragon King's soldiers reported Li Gen's death to him, and Ao Bing, his third son, volunteered to deal with Nezha.

Nezha slew him in combat, then pulled out his tendons to make a belt for Li Jing. When Ao Guang learned of his son's death, he transformed into a human scholar and went to Li Jing's residence to protest. Nezha admitted to killing Ao Bing and returned his tendons to Ao Guang, who told Li Jing he would file a complaint to the Jade Emperor.

Facing his parents' wrath, Nezha went to Taiyi Zhenren for help. He drew an invisibility talisman on Nezha and told him to ambush Ao Guang under the Heavenly Gate. Nezha subjected the Dragon King to a beating, then forced him to turn into a small snake and return to Chentang Pass with him. Upon arrival, Ao Guang transformed back into his human form, proclaiming he would gather the other Dragon Kings of the Four Seas and report the Li family to the Jade Emperor together, before disappearing in a breeze.

Lady Yin then sent Nezha into the back garden. He climbed up the barbican, where he came across the weapons Qiankun Bow (乾坤弓) and Zhengtian Arrows (震天箭) of the Yellow Emperor, sitting on a weapon rack. Eager for some archery practice, he lifted the bow and shot an arrow into the air, which flew all the way to White Bone Cave and killed the Biyun Tongzi (碧云童子; lit: Verdant Cloud Boy), an acolyte of Lady Shiji (石矶娘娘). Because Li Jing had carved his name onto the arrow, Shiji went to Chentang Pass, seized him, and took him back to her abode.

Li Jing explained to her that no one had been strong enough to lift the Yellow Emperor's bow since it was placed in Chentang Pass, and she allowed him to return to the pass to find the real culprit. When he learned that Nezha was responsible, he took his son back to the White Bone Cave to answer to Shiji. Nezha attacked her other acolyte and tried to fight Shiji, but had both of his weapons taken away, forcing him to flee to his master's abode. Taiyi Zhenren killed Shiji with the flames of the Jiulong Shenhuo Zhao (九龙神火罩; lit: Nine Dragon Divine Bell Cover), reducing her to her true form: a rock.

Taiyi then informed Nezha that the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, with the permission of the Jade Emperor, had come for his parents.To save his family, Nezha killed himself then, carving up his own flesh and dismembering his bones, "returning" these to his parents in repayment for the debt of his birth.[4]

Nezha then appeared in his mother's dream. In the dream, he asked her to build a temple for him, so that his soul would have a place to rest. This constitutes a link to Nezha's birth because the night before Nezha was born, Lady Yin had a dream where a Taoist put something into her bosom and told her to take this child. In both instances, a dream was used to communicate a message.

His mother then secretly built a temple for Nezha, and this temple later flourished. This temple became well-known and grew vastly because of Nezha's efficiency at granting prayers. However, Li Jing soon found out about this temple and burned it down because he was still angry at Nezha and felt that he had already caused too much trouble for their family.

Li Jing burning the temple caused Nezha to desire his father's death. Thus, the enmity between father and son grew. Nezha was later brought back to life by his teacher, Taiyi Zhenren, who used lotus roots to construct a human body for his soul and gave him two new weapons: the Fenghuolun or Wind Fire Wheels (風火輪) and the Huojianqiang or Fire-tipped Spear (火尖槍). With the reincarnation of Nezha by his master, Li Jing and Nezha fought many battles. However, Li Jing soon realized that his mortal body was no match for Nezha and so he ran for his life. On the run, he met his second son, Muzha, who fought and was defeated by Nezha. At this, Li Jing attempted suicide but was stopped by Wenshu Guangfa Tianzun, who also contained Nezha. In the end, Nezha was forced to submit to his father by another deity, Randeng Daoren.[5]

In popular culture, Nezha's killing of Li Gen and Ao Bing is often seen as a result of Ao Guang demanding young boys and girls from Chentang Pass as sacrifices. When the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas threatened to flood Chentang Pass in retaliation, Nezha committed suicide to save his family and the people.

The above plot is only found in the 1979 Shanghai Animation Film Studio movie, Nezha Conquers the Dragon King, and not in the Fengshen Yanyi novel or Qing dynasty opera adaptations. The 19th century Guci manuscript, Fengshen Bang, is the earliest source that mentions the flooding of Chentang Pass: the North Sea Dragon King, Ao Ji, first proposed the idea during the four Dragon Kings' gathering.[6] However, the South Sea Dragon King, Ao Shun, convinced his brothers to submit a complaint to the Jade Emperor together instead.[6]

According to The Journey to the West, Nezha was born with the word Ne written on the palm of his left hand and zha on his right, hence his name. But after he caused havoc in the Eastern Ocean, the Heavenly King had been so worried about the disastrous consequences that he decided to kill Nezha.

Thus Nezha returned his flesh and blood to his mother and bones to his father. Then Nezha's soul went to the Buddha, who resurrected him. After, he used his vast powers to subdue 96 caves of demons through dharma. After this Nezha wanted to kill his father because he had to remove every piece of flesh and every stain of blood to return his bones to his father. The heavenly king had no choice but to seek help from the Buddha. The Buddha gave him an intricately made golden pagoda, in each story of which were Buddhas radiant with splendor. The Buddha told Nezha to regard these Buddhas as his father, thus ending the hatred between the father and the son and Li Jing earned the title of Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly king.

Popular Culture

Nezha is a patron saint of sorts for misfits in society and is especially popular among teenagers. Since he travels around on fiery wheels, he’s also a favorite among taxi drivers and other professional drivers.

Nezha is a prominent figure in Chinese culture and has been featured in a number of TV shows, movies and songs. Perhaps most notably, he was the subject of the popular animated children’s TV show, The Legend of Nezha. He was also featured in Dragon Ball as Chiaotzu and is a character in the video game, Warframe.

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Here is the link to the general matrix chat if you nerds want to join

Also new comm nerds c/PopCulture

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[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I fucked up, comrades.

Last night I was up late, went outside for a moment and came back in. Gone through that door thousands of times and every time I close it. But last night it must not have closed all the way. My wife’s elderly cat got out. She is 100% for sure gone, and almost certainly eaten by coyotes.

I feel broke up about it. Obviously my wife is real sad. Granted, the cat was very elderly and having serious health problems and wasn’t long for this world, but could have had another year or two.

We don’t know for sure if it was me or the kids who left the door open, but it was probably me. My wife said whoever it was, she won’t hold it against them because the door does have a problem with closing so it’s somewhat expected to have happened eventually. But still, my wife doesn’t have her cat anymore and isn’t able to say goodbye like I know she would have preferred.

My problem is, I don’t know how to comfort my wife when I know I’m the one who probably made the mistake. Again, it’s not like she’s apparently angry with me or anything but still… had I closed the door properly the cat would still be around. I’m planning to play it by ear and try and gauge if my wife just wants some space for herself tonight to grieve or if she wants to be there for her, but any suggestions you all have for how I approach this are appreciated.

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Citations Needed is like if NPR was good.

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[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

People don't understand that "Israel" does have unique cuisine indigenous to the middle east! What makes it "Israeli"-style hummus is the thin layer of RDX laminated into the bottom of the container that goes off when triggered by "Israeli" intelligence, killing whoever happens to be eating at that moment. Slap a Sabra label on it and start exporting, perfect for your local elementary school cafeteria!

Yes I'm still pissed off that many westerners think the pager attack was very clever and cool, how can you tell?

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

when ur as sick and twisted and insane as i am, crazy eights looks just like regular eights to me obama-socialism

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[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Saw my partner have a seizure last night. They've had a few in the time we've been together, but this was the first time I'd been there to see the whole thing.

It feels kind of stupid to say this, but it was a bit traumatic to see. I felt really helpless and scared. I think I did a good job of hiding it and comforting them, but I was losing it inside.

Hopefully they can get into the neurologist soon. They've been slowly reducing some of the seizure meds over the last 10 years, so I'm hoping it's just a matter of going back up a bit.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen my share of seizures as a nurse. Yes, it can be scary. You did well, its okay to feel scared after the fact. You kept your composure and helped your partner in a stressful situation, good job! The warning signs for extra help (like hospital help) is like over 5 minutes, head injuries, multiple in a row, and if your partner is taking a long time to come out of postical confusion - not just the normal postictal fatigue but like persistently disoriented (too long here is like 30 minutes+, fatigue is fine confusion isnt fine if its been a few hours, really bad ones can lead to days - dont manage it alone). Otherwise just make sure theres nothing too hard to hit around during (if they have that kind) and support your partner after with rest etc.

It sucks to be on anti seizure meds because most of them work by slowing your brain down... so most people get that kind of shitty brain fog, feeling slow, feeling too even kind of sense. I think Keppra gets some people more irritable so its not all just the same kind of deal. I can see why your partner mightve wanted to cut down as much as possible, its a shitty trade off to make. Your partner is lucky to have you around for support and monitoring!

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes i think im the only cook in my kitchen who likes trying new shit. "What are you doing" i'm deep frying thin sliced beet chips "why" TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

What happens btw is they develop an interesting yellow red pattern, crisp up, and have the same taste and texture as a potato chip but with a beety after taste

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

The whole "hasan shock collar dog" smear thing makes you understand why ancient buddhist monks invented a very specific hell for a very specific crime. Maybe its the only way to stop people from being very annoying.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Update for anyone in here who advised me to go to the doctor a couple days ago:

I wound up spending that night in the ER. Apparently I somehow developed cellulitis without any obvious cuts, and the redness had spread over halfway up my shin. They gave me an IV of antibiotics and now I'm taking a week worth of pills. The pain has gotten much worse, to the point that I can barely walk, but as of this morning the redness has started to break.

A full recovery is expected with the treatment, but oof, scary stuff that something like this can just suddenly hit you when you're otherwise perfectly healthy and hygienic.

Now I get to look forward to the bill. amerikkka-clap

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

The anality of evil

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Id say read another book but its really clear they haven't read lotr.

"If Gondor, Boromir, has been a stalwart tower, we have played another part. Many evil things there are that your strong walls and bright swords do not stay. You know little of the lands beyond your bounds. Peace and freedom, do you say? The North would have known them little but for us. Fear would have destroyed them. But when dark things come from the houseless hills, or creep from sunless woods, they fly from us. What roads would any dare to tread, what safety would there be in quiet lands, or in the homes of simple men at night, if the Dunedain were asleep, or were all gone into the grave?

And yet less thanks have we than you. Travellers scowl at us, and countrymen give us scornful names. "Strider" I am to one fat man who lives within a day's march of foes that would freeze his heart, or lay his little town in ruin, were he not guarded ceaselessly. Yet we would not have it otherwise. If simple folk are free from fear, simple they will be, and we must be secret to keep them so. That has been the task of my kindred, while the years have lengthened and the grass has grown."

--Aragorn, "The Council of Elrond"

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear we had higher calibre of pseudo intellectuals back in the day. They mimicked what intellectuals sound like, or at least the dumb guy’s idea of what an intellectual sounds like. Elon is like a dumb guy’s idea of what a dumb guy’s idea of an intellectual sounds like.

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[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The teachers union where I live folded. They got ordered back to work and legislated to accept the contract they voted down twice.

Everyone felt like we were holding our breath the last couple days. My union and sister unions in healthcare (where I work anywhere) were pumped and willing to do sympathy strikes - illegal in Canada - unions were offering to pay solidarity strike funds and cover fines. And then the teachers union announced they would be complying... but there was still hope that, okay, they wont officially announce a wildcat but maybe back channel it. And the teachers went in, broke and beaten, and the labour movement around here just feels deflated. Like, we were willing to go with you but you have to risk it too. Theres talk of planning a general strike but if people aren't willing to take actual risks then how much hope do we have. Im sympathetic, I know very few people can manage without a paycheck for a month or more, but the alternative is this shit.

I have no idea who is going to be willing to work here, now. Theyre supposed to hire 3000 teachers. What morons are gonna do that, people should leave if they aren't willing to take a risk together. Go somewhere else where the grass is greener.

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[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

After the official end of the civil war in 1996, [Charles] Taylor ran for president [of Liberia] in the 1997 general election. He campaigned on the notorious slogan "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him."[20]

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[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

just talked to a conservative Korean and they were TERRIFIED of China. they just left unstated how bad China being world superpower would be. I guess they'd just invade everyone?

I asked how many wars China's fought in the last 70 years vs the USA but that was apparently not convincing.

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[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No gods, no masters, no kings, no chains, 2 pickaxes, 25 plumphelmets, 2 mules, 2 cats, a woodcutting axe, and 8 barrels of rum

Embark

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[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I look at you all, see the shit there that's leaking

While my butthole gently shits

I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping

Still my shit gently seeps

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

If you want a laugh at how fucked the economy is, look at the ads you’re stuck with.

Some bullshit AI web designer where the guy in the commercial brags about ordering some kitchenware from somewhere else and then selling it on the website. Literally the ad is about a dropshipper.

This annoying ad about this hiring software that goes “hey, it’s me, the unicorn! I’m out there!” God, employers literally are aware and choose to never settle for anything less than unicorns.

Go ahead and watch a couple videos on YouTube, count how many say the words “for your business” assuming that me, a dude watching shitposts to escape from porky’s hellworld is in fact, a pork myself.

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

these would be a good exploitable meme format

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The dreaded, unscheduled, all hands on meetings has shown up on my calendar for tomorrow. Fuck here we go again with the layoffs.

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[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

when I'm in a Hexbear Wrecker competition and my opponent is Hexbear squidward-nervous

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[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

If SNAP ends Nov 1, shit is going to be pretty fucking bleak for so many people

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

my mom just unironically pulled “nobody helped me when i was on food stamps 😤” ahhhhhhhh shinji-froggy-chair

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The latest faux outrage on the right is that those on food stamps can buy $3 dijon mustard instead of just $2 yellow mustard

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Child argument getting so heated that they are making me as a neutral arbiter look up if the sun is orange

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Coconut curried beetroot (it's vegan)

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Folks in my kitchen keep labeling the garlic like it's theirs, "no Greg" etc labeled on it

My response:

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Why don’t you use AI to help you with your job search?”

Uses AI, guess I have nothing to lose.

unemployed? Why don’t you tap into your network and ask your friend if they’re hiring? If you can’t do that. You can either start your own business or consider alternative lifestyles!

Even the great clanker does the “just be rich, bro.” Meme

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Can't take home food anymore so i'm eating a whole ass wrap on the clock

(It's vegan it's crumbled falafel. If that's some weird cracker shit like how i crumble my ramen noodles sorryyyyyy)

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

seeing a dead person is not as bad as seeing a dying person.

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

At the council of BRICS, Xi said "The entire supply of USD must be gathered and cast into a volcano. One of you must do this."

Following an uproar of fierce debate, the small voice of a techbro piped up.

"I will go," said Samwise Altman, "Though I do not know the way."

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

Im in the playtest for nu marathon and while I love a lot of the art direction and aesthetic (the opening cinematic was dope, love that glitchy cyberpunk shit) the gameplay sucks and I really dont get why they wanted this to be an extraction shooter 😭

Its worse disconnect between gameplay and aesthetic/lore than Destiny 1 and thats saying a fucking lot

Shooting the guns is fun I guess, the tutorial was better than the rest of the game

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Hexbear knows what I'm going to post before i post it

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Trying to figure out which side of the Gombe chimpanzee war was historically progressive

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don’t hear much about Charlie Kirk anymore. Kirk won the battle, but gaudy ballroom won the war.

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

what are the odds that the us government shutdown turns into nothing ever happens and they stop it as the last minute

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ya ever take a poop so big you can feel the earth's rotation shift when you flush

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New rule: Unemployment should require a mercy rule or at least some bad luck mitigation.

“Oh, you have a gap on your resume?”

Yes! That means I need this job to not die! You porks are picky and don’t give out jobs easily, why is this a shocker for you?

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

If you get a post deleted from badposting does that mean it was actually good?

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just optimized my AI coding workflow by realizing I can remove all the buggy code quickly by pressing ctrl+a then delete.

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[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“It’s your MINDSET bro, you have a scarcity mindset when you need an ABUNDANCE mindset!”

I fucking hate this scarcity/abundance mindset crap. If you say this, I automatically assume you’re too lucky for me to ever relate to. Besides, if they want to talk scarcity mindset, how about the fact the porks refuse to hire and are extremely picky on the rare occasion they do because anything less than perfection is unacceptable to them.

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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have this habit of getting into short very intense relationships that do not last. It is upsetting.

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Listening to the Trueanon gooning episode. There’s so much about Arsenal fans I didn’t know.

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago
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