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[–] one_step_behind@quokk.au 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, if we ignore the fact that those engineers had all of their work checked by people we called calculators.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 week ago

That sounds like women's work, of course we're going to ignore it

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm just testing that the calculator works. It's part of the scientific process, sweaty

[–] derek@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

An exquisite typo.

[–] jeansburger@piefed.world 37 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Okay look, some of the math I do on a daily basis is like 5 levels above basic addition (it looks like I've written a whole ass sentences of gibberish) but like what if they changed it? I'd rather be sure that 2+2 still equals 4 than be wrong and the thing I'm working on ends up making expensive sounds.

There's also just removing the cognitive load of having to process this information. You're allowed to look up the answer (that's what a calculator and the slide rule do).

Using the tools you have to speed up your work doesn't make you a worse engineer than those in the past. You're building off their work so you don't have to constantly literally reinvent the wheel.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Yup. If I'm not ballparking, all math goes through a calculator. It's already there, and I'm already using it. "Trust, but verify".

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am guessing you are an engineer of some sort.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Engineer of wide surfaces - also known as a cleaner.

I'm a Cognitive Developmental Transportation Engineer ... aka school bus driver.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You can't calculate 2+2 with a slide rule

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

Sorry, that's too complicated for me

[–] johncritzman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Moves C index to 2 on the D scale

Moves indicating line to 2 on the C scale

Reads 4 on the D scale

Good thing 2+2 and 2*2 yield the same answer. Would have to bust out the addiator otherwise

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe you can't

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You could probably do log_10(10²×10²) instead?

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[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Technology is invented for the sake of usage. It’s cultural calvinism that postulates that the „harder“ work is the „better“ work.

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as they don't ask ChatGPT.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Am engineer, made my own slide rule for fun

Still check basic arithmetic because I'd rather overestimate my own incompetence than underestimate it

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

And a team of 20 black girls who solved all their math problems

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plotwist; It's an AI calculator and the answer is 80085

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

“Is the answer 3?”

Ai taking a drag from a cigarette: “Sure thing kid, why not?”

“Wow, so smart.”

I genuinely do hate AI, this is joke about it constantly validating everything asked of it instead of actually being useful.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They say we can stand on the shoulders of giants, but first we gotta climb a friggin giant

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

just cut it's achilles tendon and it'll lower itself for you

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)

... And now read idiots who advocate that it is OK to not understand analogue clock:

https://lemmy.world/post/37844741

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw that. It's fucking breathtaking, the apologists for stupidity.

If I go start an account on a .ml instance and claim letters and numbers are colonial, patriarchal constructs and should be eliminated, I'll be the most popular poster until I accidentally make everyone illiterate out of spite.

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[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

guess the new "go touch grass" is going to be "go read a dial clock"

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn’t that disproven by Snopes?

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[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

This is incorrect. The Apollo program led to massive development of computer technology because it would not be possible without it. They created the first real time computers and were the world's largest buyer of integrated circuits at the time. Computers were part of every single part of the mission and were critical to it's success. See One Giant Leap : The Impossible Mission That Flew Us to the Moon for further information.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Engineer in 1969 : "nwords" Engineer today: "no that's my dad, I just graduated and started working here too. Yea my grandfather too." "I grew up pretty conservative"

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Till, only USA has engineers

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes they drive trains

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

If you're walking under something I've designed, would you prefer I save time?

me when i have no perspective

Engineering mathematics is easy. Follow simple rules, follow simple formula, do basic algebra, don't screw up ur units. The issue is when numbers start to get involved. I've made more mistakes simply doing the number wrong than anything else. This is why using code to solve all ur problems is goated

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