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[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 12 points 2 weeks ago

Ayyyyy, alliteration, nice! Well, not nice. You know what I mean. Hopefully.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago

Depressed pesto. Depresto

[–] LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 weeks ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Later tater!

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 20 points 2 weeks ago

autistic potato

bit on the gnose

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Clmarcho@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] ItzzMe@midwest.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

executive dysfunction apple pie

[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Sadness enchilada

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Large penis anxiety your mom

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Distraction Cabbage.

That's honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] JayJLeas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Hypervigilance carbonara

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

Easily Distracted Beer

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Anxiety Chili

No no no

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

Procrastination meatball

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice try, NSA. You're never getting my dick pics

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anti-social asshole yogurt

[–] 7isanoddnumber@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really shouldn’t eat asshole yogurt, it’s not hygienic

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hyperfocus Kebab

[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Forgetful... Uhh ..

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Gastrointestinal Distress Nuggets seems like an unfortunate name for a horse, but here I am.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Big Sads Buffalo Chicken

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Adhd burrito?

Lol, sounds like a recipe for some fun bathroom visits.

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[–] bier@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing burger

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Verbal Tic Rice!

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sadness spaghettios

Really if you think about it all SpaghettiOs are sadness SpaghettiOs but I'm just following the prompt.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

Spiraling Carbonara

[–] ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

And it's Depression Dumpling rounding the final corner!

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Autistic cracker

Describes my cartoon loving ass that is basically the opposite of my fursona, aesthetically.

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stealing this band name.

HELLO CLEVELAND!!! WE ARE ANXIETY COOKIE!!! ONETWOTHREEFOUR!!!!

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[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago

If it is specifically the last thing I ate, then Depressive Double Decker.
If it's the last thing I consumed, it's either Depressive Monster, or Depressive Bad Apple.
All of these options are hilarious.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anxious instant noodle

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Suicidal Thinking Popcorn

(shit, this sounds like a object show character)

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[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Manic banana!

[–] gabe@literature.cafe 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hallucinating Blueberry

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