we were this close to funniest shit
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2025
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No officers were hurt in the mishap
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Why were they using timed fuzes when they literally knew people were going to be travelling below?
Has the Marine Corps ever been accused of smart planing?
I'm guessing the regulations include not leaving UXO anywhere on US soil and time fuzes are a great way not to do that
The digital freeway signs that morning said, “Live weapons over freeway” with no further context. (And it was No Kings Day.)
Newsome a piece of shit but it's hilarious he could now legitimately do trumps "i know more than the generals" bit with this event as concrete proof of that fact.
Or, put another way, it's incredible liberals can't politically outmaneuver the party that thinks it's a good idea to shoot live ammunition at civilian infrastructure.
Or, put another way, it's incredible liberals can't politically outmaneuver the party that thinks it's a good idea to shoot live ammunition at civilian infrastructure.
You'd think "nuh-uh we're not woke" vs. "not landing 155mm HEDP shells in Bobson Dugnetts McMansion is gay" would be an easy fight but alas
Watch some sad schmuck on his way to work get turned into pink mist way before anyone that matters does.
Fucking jarheads
when i celebrate something, ill like get some candy and like a soda or some shit. maybe an ice cream cake?
i don't fire artillery, but I guess maybe all those crayons i didn't eat in school were fortified with delicious lead.
a few weeks ago i took a normal public road in an unfamiliar area and it just crossed right through a HIMARS test range. saw stacks of missile tubes and some launchers.
nothing was active at the time and i wonder if they close that road. the range pointed towards Canada
Something something silly North Koreans with their shoddy craftsmanship and inept militarism
No officers were hurt... That calls for a celebration! Those marines should celebrate every time no officers are hurt in their celebrations. If officers are hurt it calls for a 21-gun salute, with a celebration if no officers are hurt in the salute.
he serves yaldaboath and thats the only answer