Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
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I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
I mean, you tell me.
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
Hmm
I'm good. Nom nom nom
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...
I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities
I’m still here.
Noisy.
Same
shrugs I just do.
Stressful mostly
Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks
I'll be fiiiiiine
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I'm already gone.
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I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.
... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.
So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?
I'm gonna need a bigger van.
I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.
Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!
"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.
I have a tad over 4500 skydives.
Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.
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I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.
My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.
I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.
Having been abducted by aliens myself and having sired offspring, I believe that this would be a good match! We shall vanquish our foes.
Better than the next guy's.
Donate today, and this is not a request.
At least I'll have food.
I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.
I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.
I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there