I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.
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Porn i guess
The walls are closing in...
I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...
Nothing changes for me.
If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place
I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.
I'm good. Nom nom nom
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
Pretty good I think.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
Idk.
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
Hmm
I’m good.
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
Omnipotence helps.
I’m a tree.
I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.
No one knows.
Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.
I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.