The walls are closing in...
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.
I'm mostly fine, I hope
It doesn't have to be good, right?
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
Porn i guess
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
Would be nice to be buzzed all the time
I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.
I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.
I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities
Nothing changes for me.
If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place
Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.
I'm good. Nom nom nom
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
Pretty good I think.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.
Idk.
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
Hmm
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
I’m good.
Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
Omnipotence helps.
I’m a tree.
I mean, you tell me.
No one knows.
Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.