Ask Lemmy

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

Porn i guess

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Seems like a fun spell

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

Well, I was almost a music major.

Nothing changes for me.

I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

Pretty good I think.

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

I'm good. Nom nom nom

Idk.

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

I’m good.

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

Omnipotence helps.

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

I’m a tree.

No one knows.

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.