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Many people are saying he's the wettest he's ever been (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

comparable to that time

spoiler

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

mf looks braised

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

that's almost what my cabbage looks like before i uncover it and broil to char

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you're in a "looking like wet shit" contest and your challenger is Drumpf squidward-nervous

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

That's my President of Looking Like A Hot Mess

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Donald Trump is an inspiration to every the-pigs

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

WETTER! kiryu-slam

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

If aliens ever need a single example of what a human looks like, this would be it

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

trump-drenched

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

glistening. unbothered. thriving. tumescent.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oceans everywhere seething with envy.

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

He's not just our big wet president. He's our sodden colossal god-king.

[–] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

My cheeks in high color, overripe peaches
No shirt, no shoes, only my features

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wet Hitler

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Plastic Man-lookin ahh

[–] mx_oceanwater_they_them@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wow look at this glorious wet chin.

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Folks, I'm so ravishing that they had to censor my neckussy. trump-drenched

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

me seconds before I got diskinserted