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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bullshit, I have much worse posture when crammed into a tiny airplane seat

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's because those are the wrong airplane seats. Your posture will improve when you sit in the first class seats. Just a little life-hack.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I, due to volunteering my seat on an earlier flight to get a voucher for a future flight, got put into first class on my replacement flight.

When I was sitting down, and the woman next to me pulled her legs up so her shins were parallel to the front of the seat (this position), my mind was blown.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the lowest economy class has really terrible seats so we're forced to buy economy premium just to avoid that torture.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

you are packed in like sardines.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So instead of being modeled after race car seats, gaming chairs should be airline seats? 🤔

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The answer is glasses. The woman in the first image sits this way not because of the chair, but because she is shortsighted.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

I agree, she should sit on glasses.

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Or have your screen closer and higher so that you’re not peering down

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Also her desktop tower's fan is facing the back wall creating a radiator effect that will have her sweating and hunched over in exhaustion

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

average budget airline experience

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How to improve it even more:

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Why the small head?

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fix your posture by fucking the environment. Got it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

That's could be a train, or one of those fancy public toilets with cloud photos

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

By not working yourself to death. Environmental fuckery is optional but nod adviced.

[–] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

No thanks. But nice try, travel agent cartoonist!

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why? Is it something against flight itself? Or against airlines and airports?

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's only because I've flown a ton in my life, and after the first few times it just becomes a hassle. Plus, I'm 6'4" and the seats are only getting smaller. I'm not afraid of any part of flying, I'm just grumpy about it.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And getting nauseous during some turbulence doesn't help.

[–] JakJak98@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not him but im fat and always bumping elbows with the people next to me and its just really uncomfy for several hours.

For me, it's takeoffs. I voluntarily pay to sit on top of 380,000 pounds of fuel, someone flips an ignition, and I sweatily await the laws of physics to beat the laws of thermodynamics. I clap when we reach altitude -- instead of the other way around (landing gracefully like a bird).

Everything else is quite enjoyable. Including the inflight radio channel where you can listen live to air traffic comms; and then feel the pilot command the ship to it.

Not OP, but I personally hate the whole experience. Here's how it goes:

  1. Stress about getting to the airport on time; need to be early enough to get through security, but not so early that I'm stuck sitting there for hours
  2. The line to check bags always takes forever, and the line to go through security seems to grow while waiting for the bag line
  3. Get eye raped by the security machines, and last time I went the agent felt me up
  4. The terminal is always on the opposite end of the airport, and the food court is on the other side from that terminal, and everything in the airport is way more expensive than it should be
  5. Waiting on the tarmac for the runway to clear sucks, since you can't get up and can't use the tray table
  6. Getting airborne, my ears always need to pop, and if I have any congestion, it hurts; I also get a little nauseous if there's any bumps on the way up
  7. The chairs are uncomfortable, and being tall doesn't help one bit; I can never fall asleep, and there's always a crying baby a couple rows away (sometimes it's mine...)
  8. There's often turbulence at just the wrong time, and I get nauseous and it lasts way longer than it should
  9. Landing always makes me a bit nauseous, especially if there's turbulence
  10. There's always some issue with getting to the gate where we have to hang out in the airplane on the tarmac
  11. Waiting for baggage at the claim sucks, since everyone bunches up at the carousel, and the ones closest never get theirs first
  12. Renting a car always has delays, so I can't even leave the airport when I finally get my bags, and all the while I'm hungry and tired

The whole experience just sucks. It was novel the first few times, but now it's a chore and I end up feeling like crappy even after short flights.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mitch404@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

This. I've been told for years to sit with my back straight, everything at 90 degrees (elbows, knees) while working. A lot of hernia problems. Eventually went to a physio, told me it's BS. My hernia nerve was inflamed, had to do some light exercise to get it fixed, then he told me "just sit comfortably, and change positions often". No problem since. Sitting straight as an I for hours is not good at all actually !

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Now this is good stuff, especially when enough space.

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Step 1: have enough money and time