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As recent reports show OpenAI bleeding cash, and on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, so grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn 🎵

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago

Lol this channel is about to take a turn

[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

China can now switch up their factory production lines without human intervention in the dark and you're inventing a somehow even less interesting way of masturbating to your phone

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Furries: "You need a chatbot to e-fuck? Pathetic. We just draw or commission ourselves railing our S/Os or friend's characters like God intended."

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seriously!

People are so afraid to just reach out to each other.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Here goes nothing...

Ay bby u want sum fuk?

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] TheLastGnome@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Open bobs and vagene

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

No thank you, I'm getting over a breakup.

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I used to hang out in FFXIV and have typesex with hot orc girls. That was fun. Then life took over and I stopped doing ERP. I should get back into it some day, it was fun. :)

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

A: Wanting to sext a chatbot is pathetic and is absolutely harmful to developing social skills for anyone at any age.

B: It’s going to be lame as hell anyway. Gpt sucks at creative fiction. Ask it to write a short story and it’ll be the most blasé shit imaginable.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Great, so now AI is gonna steal my job of being a massive slut? I'm gonna have to John Henry the fuck outta some dick to prove I am better than a stupid machine. 😤

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

No matter how much AI tries, furries will never have their job of being massive sluts stolen.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Huh I learned something new today, I didn't know John Henry was anything beyond a Bruce Springsteen song

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That was the only outcome if you think about. Whether intended or not they first created in many people addiction to romantic interactions with this bot and then suddenly forced them to go cold turkey. People are now having withdrawal symptoms and looking for alternatives such as self hosting and tinkering. Given enough time they likely will find more niche solutions than chatgpt. So openAI is trying to move fast to capture the majority of these people into a money trap.

[–] CBEnby@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So would computers get a new hole for this? or would we be expected to use one of the old ones

[–] socsa@piefed.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why do you think they call it the 3.5" floppy?

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No better evidence of soy-ification than the reduction from 5" to 3.5" floppies. My grampa says his floppy was 11"

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Biggest I ever had my hands on was 8" and it was my dad's.

Grandad also said that the hard weighed 100 pounds.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

yep. i showed my grandpa my dvd once and he said his disc was way bigger.

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 3 days ago

Oh boy that's gonna be fun for people.

ChatGPT, probably:

Oh boy aren't you in a naughty mood? 😍😱🤪 Give me some ideas what you want to do, we could:

  • go at it like 🔨 and tongs
  • get a little more ⛓ about stuff
  • the Cleveland Browns are the only NFL team whose name does not end with an S
  • talk about the vulnerable parts of the human and strategies for access
  • just make things up as we go along! 🍆 🐿 🦵🏽

I think I just gave myself an innie.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

No matter how weird and repulsive you think your desires are I promise you there's a community of people who will ERP with you.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Enterprise resource planning? That may be a bit too filthy

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

I scrolled down to post this

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Looking forward to chatbot logs being introduced as evidence in court in family law proceedings.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... on the heels of accusations that ChatGPT caused teens and adults alike to harm themselves and others, CEO Sam Altman announced that you can soon fuck the bot.

Surely this decision will have only positive effects on this this problem.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Don't call me Shirley.

Unless you buy me a couple drinks first...

[–] Highlandcow@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

That chatbot is sometimes really dumb, and I'm into Intelligent beings so it's a no from me lmao

[–] john_lemmy@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago

What an innovator, adding porn to something you have to use on the internet. And pay for it.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

"fuck ai" just got a new meaning

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I see that we are reaching the braindance addiction segment of our cyberpunk dystopian slide.

[–] WALLACE@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Zuckerberg is gonna achieve the first iteration by enabling a porn mode on the Meta AI and adding it to the MetaVerse (Does that still exist?)

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ah great, now the very same people who “generate art” will pop up and flex for having sex with fictional characters.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 8 points 3 days ago

at least their bloodline ends with them

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Furries do that all the time and without needing to generate anything, they just draw it themselves.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

And by drawing it themselves they actually created art. Not necessarily good art, but still art. And I respect that.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The virgin AI user vs. the Chad imagination user.

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How about they go fuck themselves instead?

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

This would explain some interesting divergent behavior I've seen in the realtime API recently.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now put it in an animated real doll and we can talk.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

basic. put it in my smart fridge!

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I want an AI in my smart fridge that looks like my dead grandma but acts nicer and suggests I buy certain branded ingredients to make her famous corn bread casserole pie, which she never actually made IRL /s

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I know they've already indicated this, um, service, would require Age Verification, but I wonder if this will cause OpenAI to suddenly be opposed to such laws.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

They must be in big trouble if porn is their last hope.

[–] redhilsha@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Utter woke nonsense. Back in my days we used to get depressed when playing "Emily is Away".

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Regulate them yesterday! Oh no they can't, they will money!
Its sad to see AI turning like that, using the humans to build the product, which in the end won't be even free most probably.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I have seen the end of days and it was so very dark. a thousand stars all wicked out in an instant, a thousand voices screaming as we are all dragged into the black sky, alone, together, nothing.

I have so many more questions

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