Bilbo's birthday speech for boomers.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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I was about to say that he sounds like an actor improvising multiple takes for the director to choose from, then I remembered that’s exactly what Ian Holmes did as Bilbo.
God I love his speech patterns, they're so hilarious. You'll NEVER find out! Maybe you will.
He's the embodiment of 
reminds me of what happens when my family forces me to say grace.
like, word for word.
God bless this food we're about to eat. There's some food he's not blessing at all, actually, but you'll never find out. Maybe you will.
This is something you say when you're about to get voted off a trashy dating show
Huh, wonder why Trump would talk like he’s on a trashy reality TV show.
this is more confusing than bilbo's birthday speech!
God were reaching levels of cattiness (cattyness?) previously thought impossible.
Our big wet boy lost his posting powers, but is instead working on his 1960s Broadway Producer persona
One of their greater successes was convincing everyone that Biden was a senile old grandpa while Trump was an example of youthful virility
Tbf that was 80% Bidens doing
Yeah, but I can't help but think that we ultimately got duped by a MAGA psyop
it's a great song but i've always felt like it took an undeserved first place from "Danger! High Voltage" just because it had the word gay in it and lincoln.
High voltage is such a fun one.
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