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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The watermelon not dry because wet the water to stay in melon not up to the air through the lid.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 33 points 8 hours ago

It's a potentially viable if imperfect way to cover the exposed surface of the watermelon is this really a question?

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 12 points 8 hours ago

This move is one in a melon.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

The trick is finding a melon the same size as your pan lid

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 49 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

That dad has it right. Tin foil or put it upside down on a plate. Fuck using plastic on foods.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Upside down on a plate is my move but you must achieve a nice straight cut.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Big plate with some water on it, maybe?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I'd be worried about it becoming a little bacteria lake.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

"mmmmm..."

RFK jr

40'F is pretty good at hindering mold & bacteria normal growth rates. Water change 1-3 days. Optional concentrate lemon juice to acidulate the water is a wonderful preservative. I do a similar thing for celery stalks, bok choy, lettuce heads, baby carrots, etc -- but not asparagus.

Areas of ambient high humidity would be factor for increased bacteria rates also. A water tray may not even be necessary. Dry climates will benefit more.

[–] myplacedk@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Yes, except tinfoil is also bad for the environment, it's just that plastic is what's getting attention these days.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 12 hours ago

Seems like a good way to help prevent it drying out without using disposable plastic

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 87 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's to keep the exposed surface from drying out.

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 24 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Most people do it with a plastic wrap which they then throw away and polite the environment with.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 39 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

..polite the environment..

Do they give it a sincere "Good day to you!"?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 13 hours ago

Give the environment a little plastic present, as a treat

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

On one hand, the plastic one works. This one doesn't.

On the other wand, there's that entire politeness problem.

I use lids and plates to cover up food in the fridge all the time, why wouldn't it work as well as plastic wrap?

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Just got to have a wand like Bellatrix Lestrange's then.

No politeness there..

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 52 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I might try this, the cling wrap sucks for that.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We have little shower caps for stuff like this.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

With something as big as a watermelon, a full-size shower cap would probably work best.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 2 points 13 hours ago

The green yellow or green ones would both fit

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They make silicone covers and wax covers that are reusable

[–] Darnton@piefed.zip 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The lid is still better for the environment.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world -2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

The lid is partially mined whereas silicone is made from sand sort of. The lid also lets in air and germs. If you get sick, that is a worse toll on the environment too.

Unrelated Image for fun, Blessed Are the Meek

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

In Danish we just call it "luftkim" aka "airborne bacteria". Sure, a fridge at 7°C might prevent the bacteria from groving, but it doesn't stop it from existing.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Yeah that is definitively not food safe.

Make sure your fridges are at or below 4C people!

[–] FUsername@feddit.org 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

On the one hand, sure. In the other hand, isn't that why we soak the melon with vodka like this??

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 1 points 8 hours ago

That's preferable. It's the reason why pickle or just in general try to make it as an inhospitable place for bacteria as possible. But even alcohol given oxygen and the right airborne bacteria can turn to vinegar.

[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago

It deserves a hat for all it's hard work

[–] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

People keep their bagels in the fridge?

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Probably depends where you get them from. Costco bagels mold in a matter of days.

Thomas branded bagels are sometimes good months after they "expire".

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

So the 1. case, the preservatives pull too much moisture, while the 2. is barely food?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My wife still tries to if I let her put away groceries, and admittedly they to get moldy fast sometimes. Heating them does undo some of the staleness, though I'd prefer to just eat them all asap after purchase.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

She should just put them in the freezer if she doesn’t want to eat them the same day. In the fridge they become stale because starches crystallize and the moisture evaporates. But in the freezer the moisture freezes and gets trapped inside. Then just toss them in the oven or in a toaster and the bagels taste like almost the same as fresh bagels, at least a whole lot better then fridge bagels.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

I agree, although I never quite know how to toast them without waiting to thaw. That, and I get the kind that aren't precut so I imagine I need to thaw before cut, or cut before freeze, etc.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 13 hours ago

Watermelon soup.