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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/UncleCoyote on 2025-10-11 17:03:15+00:00.
Never, ever stop being petty. Never EVER let something go, or let it die, or let people say you are doing it for attention or karma; pettiness does NOT have an expiration date, and as long as you keep pettiness in your heart all year round, it will never leave you.
A while back I posted a story about a Wrench, and my father, and how he teased me about losing it. Here's the original link if your into backstory and lore:
The Original Story
Today, is Dad's birthday, and while he only asked for gift cards, from me, he will always get one, extra, tiny little gift.
A Craftsman, 7/16, ratchet end wrench.
Why?
Because it will never NOT be funny. But at this point, I feel that I am a large shareholder in Craftsman Tools.
This year's present:
TL:DR - My father, many, many years ago jokingly accused me of losing a wrench. Sick of the teasing, I warned him he'd get that wrench every Father's Day, Birthday, and Christmas for the rest of his fucking life. I keep my promises.