Maybe he just likes murder?
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2025
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Murder is best served medium rare
Depends on the type of murder. Some is better medium, some is better rare.
In case anyone is genuinely wondering, Morrissey is a singer with an album titled "Meat is Murder," and this appears to be a shirt from when he was touring for that album. So the person wearing the shirt is not necessarily a vegetarian, he just listens to a singer who is.
Just a nitpick, Meat is Murder is a Smiths album, not Morrissey solo, and it came out over thirty years before this tour.
No you're right, I should've mentioned that. Thanks for the clarification!
He said meat is murder, not murder is bad, no mixed messaging here.
"My body is a graveyard."
"God I love killing."
Looks like he is about to do a murder.
Popplers energy. "Im willing to grant that its murder. The real question is who's gonna stop me?"
Maybe he is checking out their salad offering? As in salad... singular.
The salad is the calf's food. If you order a salad, they literally take the food from a calf and doesn't eat anything else for the day. You monster
I am gonna eat salad for dinner cause I am feeling a little evil today.
Tasty, tasty murder.
I miss when Morrissey was just a bit of a twat and not a full blown chucklefuck
Surely, he’s looking for the menu’s vegetarian offerings?
As a vegetarian I was in this situation just to order garlic bread 🤤
One of my favorite rollerblade companies named Medium, i think, had a slogan "Meat is murder and muder tastes good." I wanted that tshirt so bad. It had a Rat on it like the old fink rats but my memory of the mid nineties is a little foggy at this point, so who knows.
This is criminally vulgar.
You shut your mouth ...
He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does.
I mean... why does he come here?
What about their ribs? They don't need those 🧌
He’s probably reminding himself why he hates meat.