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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Poor opioid addled grifter

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[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should probably get him out of the hospital and bring him to a priest /s

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Up yours woke moralists!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Man I hate crackheads, so it's OK to do drugs as long as you're "in". OK.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“You can't escape destiny! She comes for us all, that relentless bitch”!!!! Hahaha! And still the most valid quote from “New Girl” ever! 🖕🏼

And as Charlie’s Kirk, your homie would say… “he would rather prefer sympathy”. 🤣 WE HAVE NONE! 🖕🏼

Karma comes for us all, in any life, and guess what… it’s coming for this douche and SORRY NOT SORRY. LETS GO!

See you and hear you, NEVER AGAIN!

I hope you come back as a dung beetle or suffer in hell forever! (Whatever you believer) lol!!!

I am so usually such a great person but America is making me so different! I have lost my faith hence why I say… fuck em!

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Given that this guy wrote about a dream he had wherein his grandmother grabbed a fistful of her pubes and stroked his face with them while asking him to comment on how soft they were, I think we can rule out demonic attack. They may be the minions of Satan, but even demons would be like "bro, what the fuck?!?"

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First JKR, now JBP. I'm starting to see a pattern with these career pseudointellectual transphobes and black mold.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

*Looks around my rotten rental* Oh shit... am I a transphobe?

[–] LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago
[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

oh man, first kirk and now maybe peterson too? oh please let christmas come thrice this year!

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[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Crackpot being a crackpot.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago
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