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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

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[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“You can't escape destiny! She comes for us all, that relentless bitch”!!!! Hahaha! And still the most valid quote from “New Girl” ever! 🖕🏼

And as Charlie’s Kirk, your homie would say… “he would rather prefer sympathy”. 🤣 WE HAVE NONE! 🖕🏼

Karma comes for us all, in any life, and guess what… it’s coming for this douche and SORRY NOT SORRY. LETS GO!

See you and hear you, NEVER AGAIN!

I hope you come back as a dung beetle or suffer in hell forever! (Whatever you believer) lol!!!

I am so usually such a great person but America is making me so different! I have lost my faith hence why I say… fuck em!