Triggerhappy idiots. But why not. Suits the country.

They’re unstoppable on their shop-mobility scooters.

How in the fuck did these guys pass a PT test?

I love how everyone is so willing to hate on their weight/body shape here as if that matters, what matters is if they will uphold their duty to serve this country or be cowards and do whatever Trump says and serve him. Who cares if they don't have the body type you associate with a marvel superhero character? Even if they are infantry we aren't talking about frontline troops meant to spearhead invasions we are talking about The National Guard. This just seems like such an easy way to try to start flinging mud when the issue is existential and directly related to whether we are under authoritarian military rule or not.

Trust me, Trump hates these people, this form of deployment of National Guard is a disgrace and is meant to be humiliating to the people who actually believe in something who are serving as it is anything else, he wants them to suffer so they can provide clips for their political BS machine as they clutch their pearls in manufactured terror, realize what the implications of that are outside of whatever politics those National Guardsman have or whatever physical shape they appear to be in or appear not to be in.

This is General Gronewold from the Oregon National Guard.

https://substack.com/@thedangerousones/note/c-164243455?r=52ig94

two legends

Gravy Seals.

I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

But….

These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes...

Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

Texas National Lard

Thing is, those are guardsmen. Probaly are called up and pulled from their families to end up in Chicago.. All for the benefit of a deflecting old fuck that doesn't want us to remember that he's likely on the Epstein list for doing the dirty to underage girls.

This is the EXACT thing we're supposed to forget. Epstein.

National Lard

on second thought, we can totally take em.

You get two in one per guard!

Heavy troops

Update: Meal Team Six also sighted by residents of Chicago suburbs

Jesus Christ, Meal Team Six inbound, clear the approach vector!

They're following an illegal order.

Holy fuck Americans, honestly.

Your obesity issue is out of hand.

So is your fascism, but geowd dawm those are some chunky soldiers.

When I was in the army these boys would've prolly not been able to keep up and would've been sent home to eat Ozempic and diet for a year or two before returning to the brigade.

Hell, I'm a supply NCO, trained as a quartermaster as well and I don't think we'd have sizes big enough, lol.