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[โ€“] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 63 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Worker bees are constantly inspecting each other, and when a bee shows signs of revisionism the other bees will attack and kill it

[โ€“] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

Just like me fr fr

[โ€“] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

Why is my immediate reaction to "brutalist bee nest" along the lines of "that's the most stereotypically communist thing I've heard in a while?"

[โ€“] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago

Brutalist bee nest.

[โ€“] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this is great news what are you on about

[โ€“] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

as per the OP the implication is there that the other bee fortresses get destructed so what do you want them to do

[โ€“] hedd616@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] hedd616@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was about to ask why the hostility then I remembered Bear Grills outstanding kidneys

[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wasnt meant meanspirited. Its just the only thing I know about the guy (besides being some kind of super survival dude)

[โ€“] hedd616@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

I know that's fine. Even if it was I wouldn't be affected. Would mostly piss at you.

Or try to piss u off for good matter.

Bear Grylls would be honored

[โ€“] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, thanks for the emoji idea.

[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the guy from the pic is the piss guy ? right ? the guy who drinks his own piss correct ?

[โ€“] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

That's just British cuisine. maw

[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You want to show each other our Beanis in the Beenker?

[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

put beanis in beenker. hehe hehe crush

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

concrete can cause chemical burns while it's curing, so i dunno how good those bees are feeling right now...

[โ€“] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

be sure to publish the results of the beenterview

[โ€“] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

yeah this is so cool I need to know if it's viable.

[โ€“] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Could you keep these bees and like supply them with other materials like powdered coloured crystals so they make some funky bunks?

[โ€“] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Probably, and it'd probably be healthier for them than chewing up concrete powder

[โ€“] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Oh no a mason bee shouldn't do masonry, that would be bad for it". Then wtf

[โ€“] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes. The joke about Hoxhaists being "insane MLs who call everyone revisionists, but with bunkers" will never die! I like to call myself a Hoxhaist for the bit, because I live in a basement, and I love my "bunker". I don't have a fear of heights or anything, and we don't really get hurricanes or tornadoes on the regular where I live, but I feel really safe and comfy in a basement, compared to the alternatives I can afford.

Hoxhaists' fascination with bunkers makes sense. Bunkers are neat. I'm not enough of a crank to call everyone here a revisionist (but some of you definitely are), but aside from that... yeah. These bees are me, lol.

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bunker enthusiasts sound off! ๐Ÿฅณ