Chapotraphouse

It's important to remember that you can't make a sandwich out of just the sauce

I just tried to advise someone on Reddit against an unsafe course of action using the phrase, "That would kill you." My comment was rejected for "violating Reddit TOS"

I love corporate censorship!!!

I don't want to go to work tomorrow

TIL I have "brand recognition" and that "near everyone on Lemmy knows my name." Cool, I guess?

I heard Nazis tend to hide they're Nazis while communists tend to be open about being communists. Why night those two things be?

Absolutely hilarious how Amerikkkans have unbleached Spaniards in their minds.

Second-largest colonial empire of all time.

Sorry fat, we're taking away your kkkrakkker kkkard for being too good at being white.

So that interview went pretty well, and the other place that dropped the ball responded to my follow up about the pause being unlikely to change soon. Sucks, but at least I have closure on it.

In the meantime, if I’m not in college, what are some good ways to do ‘career exploratory’ stuff?

if I were the government I would simply keep funding myself tbh

~2 more hours and i'll try to play some good ole minecrap to ease the dogshit

We have the full paid pro visual studio 2022 in work and it doesn't even have a WPF app inspector, have to use a third party utility

fuck M$

Absolute evil was amazing, i loved the first good look at absolute joker he was great

Phat Generalz would be a great name for a retro DJ duo. I feel like Aaron Magruder could do a lot with this.

Went to witness a changing of the guard ceremony. It’s literally some guys ending their shift and getting replaced with new guys. Nobody transformed. Total ripoff.

just washed every single dish in my house and stacked them up precariously next to my sink

A well-meaning coworker called me a liberal Patrick Bateman. I'm cooked, pay your respects here, I can't recover from this

Top of the food chain devouring the competition

Abort misson cause it's the bomb like nuclear fisson

To go against them Communists now that's a bad decision

Cause we steadily droppin shit like a flock of pigeons

So listen as I paddle up your ear canals, torrential

Waters on instrumental, feeding you vitamins and all essentials

Potential's monumental when it comes to hip-hop

Makin the terror stop is like holding back a triceratops

I start posting again on this website.

Intermittent server problems for weeks.

I am too powerful, of course.

I really feel bad for those kids who love to cook so much it becomes they’re whole personality. They love making their friends and family happy with some yummy meals. So they thug it out in the low end kitchens and get treated like absolute garbage by their drunk supervisor. They quit on the spot and then guess what? The next restaurant is the exact fucking same. After multiple firing and quits, they finally get a job at a higher end restaurant and guess what? They still get treated like a teenager with no trust at age 25. Everytime they contact an employer whos offering a higher paid position, they ask them for references to contact, all their references are bunk because every restaurant is trash. These kids dreams are dead.

Anyways I cant wait to start X-ray school next year

ha ha no, a text altercation with my most recent ex did not make me cry today at work, why r u asking that?

ah shit sorry. i forgot i promised to quit posting. maybe after this one, i’ll do it for real. fr fr.

Funny how Microsoft sharepoint lets you see files other people worked on, like billing structure document and proposals that get sent out, so i know exactly how much they're charging for work.