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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

straight to a management position

you are now responsible for sock facts

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't want to buy, sell, or process socks.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You’ll run out of hosiery if you don’t invest in the sock markets.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't want to sell socks, buy socks, or process socks as a career. I don't want to sell socks bought or processed, or buy socks sold or processed, or process socks sold, bought, or processed, or repair socks sold, bought, or processed.

You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

[–] tuck182@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So your plan is to become a professional kickboxer?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sport of the future.

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Which processes? Does it wear them for me?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago

they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

myriad and sundry, these sock problems.

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have one specific use for my socks and I wonder how this facility would handle that.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Have you thought of the puppet problem?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do y'all have so many sock problems?! O.o

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You must live near a sock processing facility.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they're sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.

[–] loldog191@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're buying the wrong size socks.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.

[–] SocksPls@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen the word 'sock' too many times.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Darn tough. Simple as.