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How fast do you think the screens showing the ads are gonna get smeared with shit from people wiping their ass on it?
You scan a qr code and watch it on your own phone. Checkmate. I suppose if your smartphone dies/breaks/doesn't exist you're shit out of luck. Also I guess that means they keep logs of who you are and exactly when you finished shitting.
What a neat idea, China is such an innovative country.
I'd shit on the floor and break the screen.
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Fable's morality system was actually realistic if you assume it's depicting what it's like to be rich and privileged.
The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn't matter if you could just donate money to get it back.
Get schwifty!
Get Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!
better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse
Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.
Just the screen? I'd have that entire thing in pieces before I left.
But someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You'd have to smell that for a while.
It's extreme but so is the situation
I'll allow it
This is too dystopian for even Black Mirror. I propose we refer to this as, Brown Mirror.
The expanded form of this sentence:
Toilet won't give you loo roll unless you visit an arbitrary web page on your personal device and allow people to possibly extract personal information about you, along with implicit knowledge of when and where you might have used a toilet.
Apparently it's unwise to forget your handy 12" pry bar when shitting in China? Those TP dispensers aren't exactly Fort Knox to begin with, just try withholding it from me after I take a massive dump.
In China people carry about their own toilet paper. Many public toilets don't provide it at all.
Pocket Dremel.
Too loud, it should make no noise whatsoever. Bathroom noises are pissing and farts, the Dremel is too conspicuous.
Time to get creative
The p***?
Is this in China? At least this time, providing loo roll in a public bathroom is an improvement....
How's this news? Are paid toilets a novel concept to people?
Well I feel like public toilets should be free anyway. But in this one you might not even notice the issue before you sit down and poop and need to wipe already. Normal paid toilets have you pay first. And you can use coins or sometimes card which means your phone being empty is no issue
I have never seen a paid toilet in my life, unless you count shops with a "CUSTOMERS ONLY" sign on the restroom door.
Paid toilets not, but this is
They're illegal in the US.
