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You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 58 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'd shit on the floor and break the screen.

[–] monogram@feddit.nl 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

-1 social credit score
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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Fable's morality system was actually realistic if you assume it's depicting what it's like to be rich and privileged.

The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn't matter if you could just donate money to get it back.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Get schwifty!

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Get Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!

[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Just the screen? I'd have that entire thing in pieces before I left.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You'd have to smell that for a while.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

It's extreme but so is the situation

I'll allow it