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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 110 points 1 day ago (2 children)

'It had a wild effect on women'

They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

Or, they used to recognize him from a distance. The moustache changed his look enough that he was able to get closer before they fled.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 132 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler

says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know he wanted to add "like it's a bad thing" to the end of that sentence.

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 18 hours ago

I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.

[–] arc99@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Alex Jones is more like Julius Streicher who also sported a pathetic moustache to ingratiate himself with Hitler. Streicher was virulently antisemitic and spouted all kinds of bug eye conspiracies but even other Nazis thought he was little more than an annoying clown.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Sporting the Roman Mustache i see.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

"Stop it. Get some help."

-another guy who sported the 'stache

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[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

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[–] gary@piefed.world 55 points 1 day ago

I wish this was an Onion article 🤦

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (12 children)

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Look at me! Look at me! LOVE ME!!!"

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he can't stand that media cameras are pointed at someone else right now. imagine giving yourself the stupidest mustache for attention and having to tell people it makes them mad.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is all dog with whistle on top.

It's the same thing as the Elon Nazi salute or speech Stephen Miller just gave echoing Goebbels.

It's explicitly showing support for Nazis with a thin veil of "no u" on top for those who will take an excuse.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don't always notice these things.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Tbf it was a popular style at the invention of the gas mask (because any more could fuck up the seal and leak through), with WWIII possibly around the corner, the Charlie might make a comeback.

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