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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What mother fucking year is it?!?!?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

2025 .... we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are still fighting a war that started in 1861...

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Had grant and Sherman kept going... Shut up, don't judge me for what I jerk off to.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.

it wasn't against the fascists, the germans just tried to invade outside of their accepted sphere of influence.

If it was against the fascists, they would have cracked down on Franco and Salazar and the rest as well.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

The year? Oh it's 6363. No. That's not right. It's 1843. No. That's not it.

........would you believe it's actually the entire timeline that's fucked? Every year is fucked!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.

[–] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nmhforlife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!"

Michael Jordan is an asshole though

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding