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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 134 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We're tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler

says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know he wanted to add "like it's a bad thing" to the end of that sentence.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean he literally felt he needed to point out he didn't think Hitler was the worst, which I'm sure you can have a very academical discussion about but it's really weird to just bring that up out of the blue.

"Oh yeah Hitler is totally terrible, horrible. Not the worst though, but horrible I tell ya!"

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Probably took whatever willpower he’s got left not to blurt out “Obama, or the Sandy Hook judge was worse”

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Same with randomly getting accused of being a pedo in public. This is not a thing that's happened nor have a ever been afraid of. Are all those guys projecting something. Must be.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe a little booze too while you're at it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only comport myself with liquor.

Port was right there in the name

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

This is like those "he accused me of cheating so I thought might as well cheat!!" things