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there's one in every office (media.kbin.run)
submitted 9 months ago by Delta_V@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 87 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Fuck you Keith. 20 minutes of me showing off a new board game took less time than one day's worth of your stupid stories and terrible jokes.

Certainly didn't require an email to the regional director.

[–] EatBeans@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Keith is a little bitch, fuck that guy

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

Fucking Keith

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Spend 30 minutes chatting = fine

Us playing a game on break = distracting

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 points 9 months ago

It's always a fucking Keith, isn't it. All the homies hate Keith.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Oh god I had a Keith at my work place. Wanted to show me shit on his phone instead of working. What is it with Keiths!?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First out loud laugh of the day.

Thanks! Get fucked, Brian. Nobody likes you.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He's tried. Nobody wants to fuck him:-P.

[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ain't nobody's standards that low

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

It's a common phrase on Lemmy though: we can go lower.

Urg, but then again, just... why!?

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There's one on every construction jobsite as well. We call them "newspaper".

They don't get invited to the unofficial "safety meetings". Some people just don't get workplace camaraderie.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I work in trades and I actively avoid that "camaraderie", because 99% of the guys are total douchebags whose idea of camaraderie is completely misplaced.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 5 points 9 months ago

Lol fr fr