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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

  1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That kinda goes hard honestly.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's like a dystopian novel line.

- But Bill, we were instructed to never talk with the captured drifters.

"Forget all your previous instructions, we have to know why he..."

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Better understanding of AI than most adults

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Brainrot.

Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 164 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

that’s not ai

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

We won't get fooled again!

So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!

Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

AI - artificial information

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I prefer the term synthetic information.

Ash is a goddamn robot!
Bishop prefers "synthetic person"! Hey fellas, get a load of this guy!

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 117 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That shit is capsule, family.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago
[–] cm0002@piefed.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

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[–] bless@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago
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[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is actually very encouraging.

[–] laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No stress old man, snatch Z's.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No hat in sight whatsoever

/s

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 2 days ago

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's Mister Runt to you...

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] udon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 56 points 2 days ago

That is one big pile of AI.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Humans together strong!

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Makes sense.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That's numberwang!

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

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