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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Brainrot.

Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

  1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago

That kinda goes hard honestly.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Better understanding of AI than most adults

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Humans together strong!

[–] NovaSel@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Makes sense.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 39 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

AI - artificial information

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I prefer the term synthetic information.

Ash is a goddamn robot!
Bishop prefers "synthetic person"! Hey fellas, get a load of this guy!

[–] coffee_whatever@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

How about "Artificial idiocy"?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

That's numberwang!

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 156 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

We won't get fooled again!

So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!

Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

that’s not ai

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

No hat in sight whatsoever

/s

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 8 hours ago

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

[–] Draces@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's Mister Runt to you...

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That shit is capsule, family.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

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[–] cm0002@piefed.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

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[–] bless@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago
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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 55 points 1 day ago

That is one big pile of AI.

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is actually very encouraging.

[–] laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 20 hours ago

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

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[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

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