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Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?
It's fax, deadass.
Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.
Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. π©Like fr, fr, with no cap. π© Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.
The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.
periodt.π―
Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong π
I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.
No stress old man, snatch Z's.
No hat in sight whatsoever
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He asked the gooners, not the zooners
It's AI
what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt
That's Mister Runt to you...
that's what they call you in Philadelphia?
Nah, in philly they call me Squeak
i'm very very poorly referencing this scene, about 50 seconds in
Is this true, chat?
Chat are we cooked?