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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Train Simulator players: heavy breathing

That's what they said

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] stray@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you. I was kind of offended with the other one for implying I would neglect a huge region.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, Idaho can get fucked.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 132 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just how much Tylenol is consumed in Japan?

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

New conspiracy theory: Tylenol actually does cause autism. But China figured out that autism is the key to a better society and they are pushing RFK to ban it so that we remain self-destructive neurotypicals.

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[–] stray@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

Based on the latest Silent Hill, a lot.

[–] obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I expect better of the rail network in America. This is a tiny network for the size country we are.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These poor people have such a bad rail network that even their dreams are limited...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

I felt that one as a Brazilian (govt literally went "fuck trains, cars are the future!" for ~30 years starting in the 1950s)

[–] Cassanderer@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The thing is the rail network was pretty comprehensive at one point. Only a few remain.

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[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 69 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Trains are a common special interest of people with autism.

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know two neurodivergent people that love trains, one is into models and the other trainspotting. They are correct too, trains are awesome.

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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Then I must be autistic then, because I love trains and dream of having high speed rail.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

It's okay to find out new things about yourself. 🙂

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I assume the gray gaps are due to red states refusing to get on the Tylenol/Autism Train, but I can't believe, if the Autist Party were in power, they wouldn't insist on connecting ALL the dots.

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[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The most efficient would be 3 major east/west lines, Boston to Seattle, DC to San Francisco, and Atlanta to LA, connected by a series of north/south lines to form a grid. On the east coast, just extend the Acela down to Atlanta.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

You need to hit major centres and you need to consider common trips to be efficient. You’re talking about the most efficient per station but most efficient per passenger is going to look different. This image doesn’t see too bad and can still have branching lines.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 35 points 2 days ago (17 children)

why do all tracks lead to Florida?

[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 119 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Its the other way around, there needs to be as many ways to get out of Florida as possible.

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[–] grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While we're dreaming, can we connect SLC to Boise and Portland?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You know I've seen this argument numerous numerous times and I still don't believe that enough people would be interested in using the train to go to either Boise or Portland in large enough numbers to make it worth it. Hell we can barely get people to take UTA as it is.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm no expert on US geography, but isn't it like really dumb to put 3 train lines through desert? (the red, yellow and grey lines).

i can understand the coastlines (east and west) and maybe one in the south (the yellow line). what i basically don't get is the rest.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those are hitting main populations between new York and LA plus the cities in Texas etc.

It roughly follows existing rail links

https://www.arcgis.com/home/webmap/viewer.html?webmap=96ec03e4fc8546bd8a864e39a2c3fc41

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

The red route makes sense, because you're connecting two of the most populous coastal areas of the US to each other.

If you compare this fictional map to an existing map of freight rail there are a lot of similarities

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I would think that Kansas City would be a bigger hub since it already has a lot of rail through there and is more central in the country.

[–] deceiver@infosec.pub 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

for freight, not passenger rail, which is what high-speed rail is primarily designed for

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[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My dumb ass thought this was a ticket to ride map for a minute.

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