this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She: Bwoken

He: πŸ˜ŽπŸŒ…

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

He: β˜•πŸ˜¬"I haven't slept in 3 days"

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Could it be any more obvious?

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes I am bwoken, thank you for noticing :3

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

β€œCWAWING IN MY SKWIN, THESE WWOUNDS DET WIW BOT HEAWL!”

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Only for sniffing though.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nyo fank u, iz full :3

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No pwofanity pweease πŸ₯Ί Youwe bweaking my heawt

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 14 points 3 weeks ago

He's gowing down a pawth I can't fowwow.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago

She's Bwoken, can't you read?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago

He's woke, she's bwoken. Can I make it any more obvious? -Avril Lavigne

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope so, but it can be difficult to tell nowadays

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Generally, yes, but on this part of the fediverse I'm usually only unsure when when it's something far in the other direction.

No one spews anti-"woke" around here. Not for long at least.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Mawage, that bwessed awangment

[–] chrizzly@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

sbm πŸ˜”

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm bwoken!

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

YEW DIDNT EVEN SAY TANK YEW

[–] genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

what dwugs awuwu on and can i haz some

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wike that youw bwoken, bwoken wike me,

maybe that makes me a foow

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

this is about transitioning ftm, correct?