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I think I had one back in the late 90s. Now-a-days nature takes care of it.

Started dating a girl who liked it when I grew it out... so haven't cut it just about ten years. She's gone, but the hair stayed. I never found a barber who could consistently cut it the way I liked, so the only alternative I could see is regularly buzzing everything off.

I trim my beard about once a month.

I haven’t had a haircut in about a decade.

As a woman I get my hair cut every 8 weeks.

I would only cut my hair once a month or later if not for the neck hair. I get a cut once that shit becomes too long.

Whenever my wife complains I look homeless and is willing to spend 20 minutes cutting it for me.

Which is roughly every 2-3 months I think. It'd be less often if I didn't have a wife and had to pay someone to do it, that shit gets expensive.

3 weeks is my sweet spot. the barber is hot

It's been like 6 months for me. I've gone over a year before. I have thrash metal hair though. lol.

Every six weeks. Don't trim the beard though. Business up top... zz top down low

Almost never. I had long hair in high school and chopped it senior year due to this thing I was doing yearbook picture wise. Took years for it to grow out and this is where I made the big mistake. For versatility I went with a mullet because of I could throw a pony tail into my collard shirt and look all conformy. As I aged my hair grew slower and slower and it never grew all that fast to begin with. At this point my wife will clean me up before an inteview or such but otherwise I don't get it cut.

whenever my family nags me about it too much lol

When my wife states I'm looking too much like a murderhobo which can be from three months to a year depending.

Every 5-10 years as it's to expensive for me to get one and have to be incredibly lucky to get one.

I let it all grow in winter for warmth. Once it starts to warm up I start shaving my head twice a week. When the heat of summer arrives I shave my beard off and it gets added to the bi-weekly shaving.

A full haircut once a month with a cleanup 2 weeks in. My hair is thick as fuck and grows pretty quickly, so I need to stay on top of it.

I cut my own hair for years using clippers, but within the last few years started going to get it cut because they do a better job.

I cut my hair approximately once every three months

used to go once a month or so, but then covid lockdowns happened and the barber I liked actually complied with the regulations (which is a good thing), which made it more inconvenient than I though it was worth to get a haircut. At first I figured I'd go back once things started returning to normal, but then that took a while and I never did. So, I haven't gotten an actual haircut in almost six years.

I did start getting the ends cleaned up every six months or so about a year ago though.

Our male apprentices, especially when they are eager to "score," have a haircut 2-3 times a month.
Then again, they also take their cars to the big car wash every single week, and meticulously vacuum the interior afterwards.

I donate my hair about every 18 months. 😉

The last cut was in 1999 to clean up an undercut. It got longer for about 15 years after that. Now it gets shorter, thinner, and balder, every day.

I go with a ponytail, and haven't had even a trim in 2 years.

If I had my preference I'd go in about once every few months to have more vivid hair dye applied, and get a trim then.

6 to 8 weeks. If I allowed it, my vanity would have it closer to every 4 weeks but that's an expensive indulgence so I just look like a need a haircut a lot of the time.

4-6 weeks

When I was doing sales, every 2 weeks. Now that I don't ever see a client, I buzz cut once a year. Might go 2 years this time so I can be a proper Gandalf for Halloween.

I gave up and just grew it out cos I would need one after like a month

Alright since we are on this topic, I am gonna ask how y'all keep a straight face when a mirror is placed in front of you for about 30-45m straight?

I cannot, for the love of god, stop my smile at all. Especially when I'm slowly transitioning to a new look, I just can't stop smiling when a mirror is placed in front of me. Feels extremely awkward when a guy is working on you and you starts smiling for no reason.

That being said, I'm due for a haircut now. Planning to do it by this weekend. Last I got my haircut was in June(!). So, a good 2½ months.

About once a week. I'm bald though.

I have long hair but I touch up my undercut every other week or so, i just do it myself

I shaved my head every day or so

My spouse goes every 4 weeks. He has an undercut and doesn't trust my shaky hands with the trimmer :D

I shave my head in the shower every couple of days. Trim my beard once a week.

Twice a year. I always go for a short cut and then grow it out until it annoys me.

I never cared about having a consistent look.

Depends on the style I'm going for, when my depression isn't an issue anyway.

In recent years, every month or every 2-3 weeks if I want to appear more groomed. I'll be getting another mohawk (I used to be a fan of them) this year, which would require shaving the sides every two days.

I think once every 2 months is about average. I wait 5 months.