Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
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The best song ever written
Yes, I always start singing on the second line because of this.
We all know damned well you sang the first line in your head though.
If you told people "this button will shock you if you press it. It will hurt." Some people will press the button.
Yeah but that's from curiosity, not ignorance
Also from not believing me. They were told what it was but they didn't believe me, so they didn't know what it was until they pressed it.
People join Lambchop on the second line so presumably those kids are singing about themselves. Or they just didn't take Lambchop serious and got stuck in the time loop singing to their doom before the regret even had a chance to set in.
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
Yeah; some people have started singing it not knowing it what it was, and we all know that some people are incredibly stupid.
Especially children, and it is a children's song afterall.
This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because 3.1415926535.....
I never sang the song long enough to get to that line.
Maybe they started halfway through and by the time they realized what was going on, it was too late. They started singing it, not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it. Forever. Just because...
I've never once seen a fight while Kelly Clarkson's Fight Song was playing, so, I don't blame them for doubting the legitimacy of the claim.
Be the change you want to see in the world
Rachel Platten sang Fight Song, not Kelly. Just making sure Rachel gets her props.
See! Can't trust anything you hear any more!
Perhaps they did not fully appreciate the implications of their actions. Much as Oppenheimer observed upon the completion if his life's peak effort, perhaps the people truly did not know what it was.
I am become irk.
Are we talking about All I Want For Christmas?
Is youuuuuuuuuuuuuu........
If you read this comment in its entirety, you will get horrid gas and brain worms and your parents will get divorced and they will both turn double gay.
Yet, you are still reading the rest of my comment. Why are you still reading knowing the outcome? I'll give you a chance to stop now. Why are you still reading? What the fuck is wrong with you?
What is double gay?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it anyway.
It's just a rainbow, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Its Gay squared.
Does that mean straight? Like, 1x gay, same gender attraction, 2x gay, "opposite" attraction again?
It compounds, it's not inverse.
Does Transbian works out?
Yes
Didn't Ren & Stimpy sing this?
You mean Fascism?