30-50 feral hogs within 3-5minutes are the sleep paralysis demons of one monk
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The 30-50 feral hogs found out your door was unlocked.
Hog out or log out.
504: Bad Gateway an Artist's rendering
Before the invention of the Assault Rifle 15™️, prayer was the only way to deal with 30-50 feral hogs
C 1254, colorized. A monk is shown in the early stages of being attacked by a swarm of ravenous hogs, illustrating the grim reality of life before the American Constitution and AR 15.
The Passing of the Grift: As Charles, Son of Kirk, weakens in his death bed the young conservative hogs surround him to pick clean the bones of his preaching pulpit and scroll of patrons.
"WHY IS THE PODCAST EPISODE LATE?"
Mama mia
Me and the gang having a good time.
I'm in bed praying you'd leave but I'm having a night terror and can't speak.
oops! took too many benadryl!
Please, kitties, I am eeby seeby right now. Stop.
Shakira got her purse stolen by hogs in Barcelona. I'm sure a smarter person than me can workshop that into something.
Average Hexbear meetup
"Huh, so I wasn't being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door"
Or
"I'm sorry can I help you?"
Or
"Visiting hours are between 9 to 5"
Or
The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: "I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do" or "Tell us a bedtime story?"
When it's 9:05am and your hell hounds wake you up because you haven't fed them their 9am bowl of souls