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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

"Huh, so I wasn't being paranoid; I DID forget to close the door"

Or

"I'm sorry can I help you?"

Or

"Visiting hours are between 9 to 5"

Or

The hog sitting by his bedside at the top: "I brought some friends, they really dig the whole candle making thing you do" or "Tell us a bedtime story?"