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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My brother used to say, if i have to lift it up why shouldn't my wife have to put it down?

I see his point but, i close the lid to flush so i don't have to brush my teeth with a pissy shit particle covered toothbrush.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 18 hours ago

I dunno if you'd want to know (or maybe you know, already) but it only helps some with bacteria, not viruses: https://www.everydayhealth.com/health-home/should-you-flush-with-the-toilet-seat-up-or-down.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I only piss in sinks and showers. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The gentlemanly thing would be to keep it in your pants, like I do.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

you piss in your pants?

that's gotta get gross quickly

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Because it's so much better to just leave the piss lying about elsewhere? Just pull on your big boy panties and piss yourself. It's fine.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 22 hours ago

and drawers

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

This assumes that men ever lift the seat. I’d prefer it be left up so that there is at least a chance I can sit on a dry, piss-free seat. Lowering a seat is preferable to the alternative.

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This issue always baffles me.

The amazing thing about owning a penis is that I can still pee sitting down and there's never any drama. Have to poop? Don't even have to move! Have to fart? Go for it! Not farting in your underwear makes them smell fresher for longer, anyway.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Not farting in your underwear makes them smell fresher for longer, anyway.

Bro wtf? I know that was a casual one liner... but it leaves sooo many unanswered questions!

/s

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Toilet seats are fully operational by anyone, (it's true I checked). How about instead of trying to police everyone you just put it up or down yourself and stfu?

Seeing this sign would ensure I go out of my way to leave it up.

Thats a spicy take. You know the seat being down is more than convenience, right? It's extremely unhygienic to flush an open toilet let alone the dangers of small children falling in. I recognize a public space is less likely to have a child small enough and unattended to worry significantly about.

We live in a society and all that. Personal responsibility only works if you err on the side of caution. If there is a default setting to a toilet seat and cover it would be down and closed. Otherwise, why put one on at all.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

I'm a gentleman and so I lowered the seat as my hosts requested. But I also took a picture because it's funny and weirdly presumptuous.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
Number 1 Number 2
up down
down down

3/4 of these are down, so it seems to me like the etiquette should be to leave it down.

(Conflict of interest disclaimer: am a woman.)

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If men have to put down women have to lift up. Morality is when the same logic is applied to the other side. Otherwise your being sexist and prejudice.

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[–] angband@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, like, peeing into a toilet with the seat down, 100% keeps those tiny little splashes from hitting the tops my bare feet at home. So, when I pee in public toilets, I keep the seat down, to keep the urine off my shoes. I do wipe the seat if I miss, and I also spray if there is disinfectant. But I hear the smart girls squat atop the seat anyway.

Really, places where you don't have a urinal are sub optimal.

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

What kind of psi are you working with?

[–] angband@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

No idea. I suppose you could estimate with a water hose outlet of similar diameter, put a psi gauge on it, and adjust pressure until the stream travels an appropriate distance, but who cares.

[–] FUsername@feddit.org 3 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like factory default to me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is peeing standing up something I'm just too intersex to understand? Like even before bottom surgery it was just more easy and convenient to sit down for it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How is having to pull your pants and underwear down and sit down easier and more convenient than just unzipping your fly and peeing standing up?

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if you're at a urinal that's one thing but if you're going into a stall you're already wasting time might as well sit down and take a break, maybe take a smoke while you're at it

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

If you feel like sitting down, that makes sense, but it's not easier and more convenient.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

You're not using the equipment to its full potential!

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can people do what they need to do without anybody policing them? Seat up or down who cares?

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a guy please leave it up, when I need to poop I really don't want to sit on a seat with pee splatter all over. If it's really unisex I think most women rather put it down than sit on a wet toiletseat.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does it matter how it's left when you're done? All that matters is lifting it when you pee.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but way too many lazy guys just pee.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, that's gross. It wouldn't even occur to me to not lift the seat first.

[–] camelbeard@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I have a 5 year old kid that only wants to pee standing but (despite me telling him not to) he never lifts the seat. Unfortunately some guys never seem to grow beyond 5 years old...

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It really helps to explain all the folks who're fans of sink peeing, when you think about it.

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I once jokingly mentioned to my wife that leaving the seat up is just as convenient for me as leaving it down is for her. To which she pointed out that, of the four different permutations of toilet use between us, 3/4 require the seat to be down, so all in all, it makes sense to leave the seat down.

And dammit, I had to marry a logical autistic, didn't I?

So now I always (try to remember to) leave the seat down.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At home both of those are invalid. You close the lid before you flush so you don't spread particles everywhere (among many other benefits)

Everyone opens the lid/seat to the desired level. Everyone does their business. Everyone closes the lid. Everyone flushes and washes their hands.

True gender equality!

[–] Si_sierra@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 23 hours ago

This is the correct answer

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No no no. In public restrooms better to leave the seat up so that when people pee standing up the toilet water droplets don't get on the seat.

I pee standing up in public and know the mess it can cause.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

If this was a male-only bathroom I'd still totally agree with the content of the sign.

If you want to pee standing, use the urinal. I, as a man, don't enjoy sitting in some other person's pee either.

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