this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
111 points (99.1% liked)

chapotraphouse

14078 readers
865 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 

...anyways, whatcha having for dinner tonight?

i see now why they married each other. in sickness and in grift...

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A comment:

"We're now judging how people mourn?!"

Kirk was literally judging Mamdani on how he eats; this would've been up his alley

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago

"We're now judging how people mourn?!"

If they post it on social media for clout? Fuck yeah we are

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

also: girl, nobody would've judged her if she didn't post this shit to the world wide web, dafuq? egg-dog

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

She didn't take his name? Sounds pretty woke thinking-about-it

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago

rules for thee...

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh man I wonder if the idf has offered to send its ball draining squad so she can have even more lil Charlies. Really hope so, him getting a postmortem handjob after having his voice box shot out seems like the perfect final indignity.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

english is a beautiful language

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Its less a handy and more a cattle prod in the ass

[–] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Guys how long should I respectfully wait before sliding into her DMs? I was gonna give it another week but maybe that's too much.

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those kids need a new daddy, there's no time to waste

[–] MaghrebiLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Here's hoping that five straight nights of reading The State and Revolution to them as a bedtime story will be enough to wash the Hitler particles away.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

Damn, we got users here trained in the art of Belden

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah I see we have a fellow member of the Belden Program here deep-infiltration

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

i'm sure she'll be okay by monday owl-wink

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

frankly you can do better

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Yeah when my mom passed I was doing a live stream for my Instagram, like and subscribe!

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

charlie kirk face reveal at 100k subs

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] zipper@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i know we're all joking around here but i'm sorry that your mom passed. may she rest in peace.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She's gotta do that pity grift hard, that and there's a huge issue with death-morality and how its not really addressed nor handled well in our society, less so by fascists, but so it goes when you live by almost pure metaphysical idealism and then reality comes by and claps all cheeks.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

most fashies are religious of some sort, so i bet she'll soothe herself with the idea of her husband going to the big man above for all his contributions to this world, which is where i find most issue with religion and its hard-on for objective morality. no way in hell am i gonna go on a tangent on the issues of christian heaven in a thread about a widow groping her hubby's corpse on camera but men like kirk and their followers are the reason i am not religious nor believe in an afterlife.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It just flows with their view of the world, a dynamic world can't have a set morality, but the world of the fasc is static and unchanging, just like that of religion. I like to entertain all sorts of things for fun but I just can't personally with religion.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but the world of the fasc is static and unchanging

that applies more to classical conservatism, i think. fascism as an ideology often strives to get rid of the present social hierarchy and instate a revised version of said hierarchy, to better accommodate the needs of the elite. but i get what you're trying to say. religion is a mess i don't want to be part of.

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For sure, but they tend to melt together The way I see it fascism sees the current time period as an aberration and previous eras esp the feudal era as golden static greatness rather than chaotic flux, they wish to return to the static, which never existed but they don't gaf, the whole realization I think is what separates the two, I could be wrong here but its something I'm learning about.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

trying to define fascism is like trying to pin jelly to a wall, so your definition is as good as mine. the whole point of the ideology is that it adapts to the environment it's in. but at least usually fascism has some charismatic leaders and cool visuals. i'm not sure if america could've picked a more embarrassing and corny administration to run their country to the ground.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Why didnt she show the neckussy

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (17 children)

Your fascist shithead of a husband is dead!

load more comments (17 replies)
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

3 month media tour. Remarried within the year and doing a podcast about it. Remind me New Years '27.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm obviously not going to bother watching it. As far as I'm concerned the same can happen to her. Peas in a pod.

Let it never be said the fascists are one to let a good crisis go to waste.

[–] zipper@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

my only note from that video is that kirk's skin is this weird jaundice color that makes him look like a wax statue. everything else is forgettable.

[–] MarxusMaximus@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm 99% sure that's makeup. His body would be pale with bruises where blood was pooling. She very possibly asked the mortician for Trump orange.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 2 days ago

To be fair, this is probably the most loving and responsive he’s been their entire relationship.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Why is she using ASMR voice for this

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone in the comments talking about how she should have done the lower button on the blazer up, it would be so annoying in the afterlife

fascists are incapable of dressing themselves apparently, don't button a blazer all the way

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having an item of clothing with features that are not meant to be used is bourgeois decadence.

[–] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

100% this. I hate it so much, if it's there then it's to be used. Imagine this in other contexts, "no you're not supposed to wear you winter gloves on both hands, because of some BS unwritten rule"

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Ayyy lmao that's so cute they have the same makeup artist

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (8 children)

What about this weird as shit quote of her talking to her daughter about Charlie Kirk’s death

‘Daddy loves you so much baby he’s on a work trip with Jesus so he can afford your blueberry budget.’

What does that even mean? Blueberry budget? Is that just like money for blueberries or something? She’s a fascist but I am sympathetic to the difficulties of talking to toddlers about death, and goddamn I straight up can’t imagine a worse way to broach her daughter’s dad’s death than this.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Whatever your thoughts.... I don't think anyone deserves in embalmed in cheeto-man color.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

I was waiting to hear his wife's lamentations, I had heard good things about it.

load more comments
view more: next ›