this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok now listen here u little shit

[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m at a loss for what I wouldn’t download.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a life purpose

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wouldn't cancel a life download

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that's part of the joke I went for, because all these "You wouldn't X" memes are things we would do if we could

[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm at a loss for words at how long it took me to figure out what this is

[–] elvith@feddit.de 30 points 2 years ago

For me:

First panel: "Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?"

Second panel: "Wait... there's a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is..."

Third panel: "Yupp, that's it, no need to check the final panel"

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 30 points 2 years ago

If you wouldn't, it's your loss

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh....honestly I probably already have......

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's legal to download bears in the USA, IIRC. At least their arms.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

The number of people in the comments who are lost is Too Damn High

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

Took me a second to realise. Guess i was a bit Losst

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't download a loss meme.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Okay buddy you listen fucking here buddy >:(

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It's always a highlight for me, unexpectedly seeing these

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

Packet loss

[–] wieson@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.

The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My dog has a... pain... in his left arm... paw... that's making it difficult to type... I mean walk...

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just don't ask them with your meteorism, they will put a needle in you and literally put it on fire

Edit: it's called Tumpany in English apparantly

[–] Mastema@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

Subtle! I like it!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Computer, download wife.exe

This is the future AI girlfriends want

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Piracy is ~~theft~~ Loss

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

You know me well

I’m a bit lossed here

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Something something loss hahaha memes

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

None of us can afford to do those things.