this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok now listen here u little shit

[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m at a loss for what I wouldn’t download.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't download a life purpose

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't cancel a life download

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whether or not you can do that has become a state issue in the US pretty recently, and several have banned it.

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's part of the joke I went for, because all these "You wouldn't X" memes are things we would do if we could

[–] Pfnic@feddit.ch 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm at a loss for words at how long it took me to figure out what this is

[–] elvith@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

For me:

First panel: "Is this going to be a joke about the American health care system?"

Second panel: "Wait... there's a slim chance, that this is going to be a meme about introverts, but I think, this is..."

Third panel: "Yupp, that's it, no need to check the final panel"

[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 30 points 1 year ago

If you wouldn't, it's your loss

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh....honestly I probably already have......

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's legal to download bears in the USA, IIRC. At least their arms.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

The number of people in the comments who are lost is Too Damn High

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

Took me a second to realise. Guess i was a bit Losst

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't download a loss meme.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Okay buddy you listen fucking here buddy >:(

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

It's always a highlight for me, unexpectedly seeing these

Packet loss

[–] wieson@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I thought this was gonna be a critique on the American health care system and a guide how to pirate care

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Veterinarians have all the requisite skills, equipment, and access to medication for about 98% of human health care, and a much more reasonable expectation of value for providing such services.

The trick is finding enough motivation to convince them to work with you, without them ratting you out after the fact.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My dog has a... pain... in his left arm... paw... that's making it difficult to type... I mean walk...

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just don't ask them with your meteorism, they will put a needle in you and literally put it on fire

Edit: it's called Tumpany in English apparantly

[–] Mastema@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

Subtle! I like it!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer, download wife.exe

This is the future AI girlfriends want

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Piracy is ~~theft~~ Loss

You know me well

I’m a bit lossed here

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Something something loss hahaha memes

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

None of us can afford to do those things.