lol, this is awesome; it's like the shot was a punchline
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All the pieces adding up to his death has me almost shaking with glee.
Years of botched political assassinations (minus Luigi) and then we get the most poetic one.
Next person who tries to take out Trump should be taking notes
Gotta admit, he stuck to being a lying fascist piece of shit right to the bitter end.
He died doing what he loved.
Spouting. Whether it's a load of bullshit or his own blood, that cracker sure loved to pop off.
Squirting blood from his neck?
death
Being the center of attention
its so so satisfying he just got the script for the new psyop delivered and started reciting it and instantly got beheaded with a rifle round. this new fake issue they're inventing just started getting media coverage and its just abruptly interrupted by the real world traveling at around 3000fps
: We’d like to thank you for your cooperation. You’re a key asset in our latest operation. A veritable fountain of usefulness, we might add.
: Really? I am?
: Yes, really. In more ways than you can imagine.
Fountain starting in 3, 2, 1...
His last moment alive was being the living personification of 
For a time, he was also the dying personification of
May they all make it so easy
I heard in his final breaths he renounced Israel and converted to Islam
He was renamed Tasharli ibn Kirk in his last moments. Now he sits in the gardens of Jannah as Allah spreads the light of Islam to the ummah.
Rewatching the video, he literally gets shot right after the person in the audience says "great"
The comedic timing is unimpeachable.
I like to imagine that the shooter waited for the topic of mass shootings to come up.
I was imagining that they were hyping themselves up and it took Kirk saying some dumb shit to really get them there
lmao yeah i like to think they didn't know if they were gonna do it or not, until he said that and they were like "Oh wow I already did"
Where is this video?
CW GRAPHIC VIDEO OF A MAN BEING SHOT IN THE NECK
https://www.threads.com/@ab0ve_.p3rs0na1_st4nd4rds/post/DObyLD9Eo5U/media
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Lol i looked up his early life on wikipedia expecting to see his parents were Koch Bros types and he was groomed for this from youth, but nah mom's a mental health counselor and dad's an architect. He's legit just his year's PoliSci Club Contrarian Chud Dweeb and became king of that kind of guy.
He blamed not getting into west point on a diversity pick. Like imagine thinking that's the only reason he didn't get in, if he even tried.
Head too big, unacceptably large target for a member of the officer corps
that's evident now.
I'm glad he a last minute change of heart and decided give his life to open a new gender neutral bathroom.
Yeah, his heart changed from "pumping blood around his body" to "pumping blood around the venue"
Godspeed, UlyssesT
The FBI got the wrong guy! UlyssesT straight to holiday in Mexico
He's on a beach in Zihuatanejo
Good riddance Nazi fuck 
What a disingenuous question - was he about to deflect into talking about gang violence or something? Obviously the answer is “not counting gang violence” and then when comparing the 5 transgender mass shootings to the amount of (non-gang) mass shootings, it would show how small of a number it is.
But I guess we’ll never know
having never watched any charlie kirk shit I confidently say with no investigation that he was probably going to do a racism and talk about black on black violence or something like that
edit: i would bet cash money but we'll never know since HE'S DEAD lmao
something something death of the author
With AI we can resurrect him and probably get a very accurate answer
This death made me jump with joy the same way I did with Rush Limbaugh and Henry Kissinger.
He died doing what he loved, creating a campus disturbance while being an insincere shithead.
I would believe this whole thing was a comedy if the video circulating had this part in it and then played funny music when he got shot
Needs the Benny Hill song
Rest in piss bozo
I'm going back to church. This shit is a crazy coincidence lol.