At least he's not stealing oxygen anymore.
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025
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Man, I love good news! Bahahahahahahaha!
And the funny thing is, on yt shorts, I had an AD for turning point with him in it. I reported it for being filled with Nazi lovers. Google must've taken that report seriously.
Oh you!
Every time I’ve checked my phone for about a year I’ve been disappointed not to see today’s headline
Here's to many more like it! 🍻
He truly was a professional at life.
You see, due to his professialism and resilience, his body produced more blood than an average human. His blood content is comparable to that of Erwin 'Desert Fox' Rommel of WWII brilliant commander fame.
They both had 45-65% more blood than an average human in their bodies at all times.
Once the man uttered the words "gang violence", of incredible importance to himself, that blood rushed into his brain, together with adrenaline and endorphins.
Unfortunately, it was a bit too much for poor Kirk. His blood managed to sever his cartoid. The blood gushed into his head, and the adrenaline compressed his veins.
The rest is history.
Such a pro at life.
hypocrite smh
Amateur-Life. Noob-Life.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If my brother didn't tell me first this would've been how I found out
What a hypocrite