This meme old enough to vote ๐ด
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
589 points (97.6% liked)
Microblog Memes
9144 readers
2828 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you also have a tube of the outside going through your inside, from your mouth all the way to your anus
Does that technically make you the tube?
We all werm.
What if there are loads of other magic skeletons stopping me though?
When you remove their meat, magic skeletons just fall to the floor.
I live for the skeleton war.
It just occurred to me that if bugs could understand what we are and could talk to us, they'd be horrified that we were inside out, with all our flesh outside of our bones.
"Oh, fuck, all their meat is on the outside, gross! It's like they're held together with surface tension!"
You may have noticed that bugs are leaving earth in large numbers.
Can I get some serotonin
Best I can do is existential dread
it also eats and breathes from same magic tube and often has a magical choking demise.
also sewage and reproduction are like close... I guess that's magical.
I also have another, extra tentacle that is sometimes a horn.
Magic Skelton made from Star things
But my skeleton is all wet and icky today. I think Iโll stay in bed today.
Alas, I have succumbed to the 9-5.
Fuck Yeah
gimme yr wallet
I can propel my self forward with butt wind and none of you can stop me (well okay Jim can but he's handy with a needle)
His books might suck, but this is a funny thought.
Not one of my favorite reposts.
Wendig is a mediocre author and an even worse poster.
I don't know anything about him, but I vaguely suspect him of being a wendigo.