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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

This is why I don't think the boat was a cartel boat: these are the most corrupt motherfuckers on the planet there is no way the cartels are not just coordinating with them.

[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

well they gave us their word that it was definitely full of drugs… there’s no way trump would ever lie about something like that… never….

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

have you ever heard about cronyism

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 6 points 12 hours ago

The BIG difference between a cartel and OUR cartel.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

The cartels are selling drugs but who's buying them? Aren't conservatives all about personal responsibility and preaching addiction isn't a disease but a choice? Yet they don't blame the source of the demand, only the suppliers.

[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 138 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Luigi that they keep shitting the bed with? 💀

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it's because they're gay, isn't it

secretly gay wanting to run a train on him. sick fucks

[–] trager_bombs@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Sick bastards. It's obviously he should be the top 🙄

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago

for *allegedly doing this

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sorry but what does "highest use of our military" even mean?! Are they pretending to be stupid to gain attention, or are they really not able to speak their own language.

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

i think it means morally highest

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Highest, as in a call from on high. They're claiming that God is blessing this usage

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats so gross, but i think you nailed it.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah, technically grammatically correct, but absolutely bat-shit crazy.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

He's saying he wants the us military to be an even more powerful cartel so they've got to muscle some others out of more territory

[–] unconsequential@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 day ago

Give us back our Luigi!

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

This gangland, cuz. If you ain’t with us, you gon get murked.

….

Wait what? Sorry I thought we were playing gangsters. What a great VP.

[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Highest use was them cleaning up the trash in DC.

Personally I'd say Army Corps of engineers doing emergency maintenance is usually good.