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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash

And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night

It's light were all ablaze a sign apon it's hood It's windows were cracked, and blood apon it's side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life

Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road

His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears He's cryin' hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh

A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name "If you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think it's already in a ditch, across from Denny's"

Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road

I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 6 hours ago

I'd assume there's some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My truck left me and my wife broke down

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I lost my crypto to a Nazi clown

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

"My truck wife and her truck nuts are gooooonnnne"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lalalalalalaaaaa

Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,

Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I was down on my luck

At the end of the day

I watched your wheels roll away

My cybertrick

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 points 22 hours ago

With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run."

Actually sounds like a lyric written by AI for a country song.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Insert reject/approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.

Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford

Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles, so the oversized and overpriced incredibly wasteful pieces of shit we sell can be more easily reclaimed

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 23 hours ago

this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My tractor thinks she's sexy

It really turns it on....

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I mean who among us wouldn't fuck a tractor

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world -3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Self crashing cars
There are (and will not be) self driving cars.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

[–] omniman@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago

Carsexual youtube guy nightmare Those who know 🥀🥀