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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Trump declared war on Chicago?

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Russian asset, Agent Krasnov, declares war on a major American city.

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[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, probably not a great idea on Chi-Raq. If anywhere were to put forth a united resistance it's the place with a history of running the police or if the city with armed force.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Sure sure, Release the Epstein Files. Stop trying to distract us.

[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where are all the soldiers and assorted politicians who swore an oath to protect the USA from all threat foreign and domestic?

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[–] lime@feddit.nu 178 points 3 days ago (3 children)

sooooo this is a military threat against the local populace, right?

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 3 days ago

Yup. Shit's gonna get fucking wild as the gUStapo is born.

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[–] tungsten5@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 days ago (14 children)

He is such an embarassing president. 2028 needs to come faster

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You still think there's going to be elections?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

There will be elections. All autocrats love elections. Being reelected with 90+ % just feels too good to not have them.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's only going to get worse. The right would rather elect trumps lifeless corpse than someone with any decency

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Come faster for what exactly? The majority to vote in whatever lackey he backs next?

[–] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All that's going to do is switch out him for his successor in the party. All of these things are things the party has been working for, such as declaring martial law and locking people up without habeas corpus, disappearing them, including citizens. Without addressing a lack of an opposition that can win in the face of election rigging 2028 won't change anything except perhaps a leader that is not quite so stupid about doing the exact same things.

[–] adminofoz@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

DJT Jr 2028-2036

Ivanka 2036-2044

Baron 2044-Apoclypse

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

Bold of you to assume there’s so much time before the apocalypse

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 3 days ago

To see how much more they can fuck up this time?

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[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

We're finally aware of the joke the rest of the world has always thought we were

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This imbecile knows the US lost the war in Vietnam, right?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

The last time this obese imbecile was that slim was deep in the last fucking millennium. Which was also when it was the last time he could squat like that, useless cunt.
If he tried to squat like that today he'd shit himself 4 times on the way down and then roll over like a hog in even more shit.

Fuck sake, What type of bunch of fools could ever vote for this buffoon? Hang your head in shame.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 126 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I've never seen Apocalypse Now, but I get the feeling Trump has never seen Apocalypse Now.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 58 points 3 days ago

Like pretty much every character in the film, the character Trump is cosplaying as has been driven insane by an insane war.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 37 points 3 days ago (4 children)

He tried to use Born in the USA as a campaign song. Media literacy isn’t MAGA’s strongest suit.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

One time there was a heat wave in my city, and I don't have air conditioning at home. The movie theater was playing apocalypse now, I think it was the directors cut. It was 3 hours long so I bought a ticket because I wanted 3 hours of air conditioning. I had no idea what a great movie I was stumbling into! It was about war and how horrific it is.

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 23 points 3 days ago

I dunno, his government tracks so far with what I remember of the film.

  1. Feeling of Endless Hell
  2. Waiting for it to be over
  3. Everyone dying or in pain, in some cases at the hands of their own stupidity
  4. Pretty much the only person who gets what they want is the one main character leading the thing
  5. Swamp
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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is very similar to his playing of fortunate son.

~~He watched the movie and though the fire-murder guy was a badass.~~

~~(Or more likely, he never watched the movie).~~

I just realised he doesn't make these himself (or come up with them). But still. Asshole.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 days ago

This looks like treason. Treason is fun because there are both federal and state versions of it.

[–] astutemural@midwest.social 64 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I accidentally scheduled a vacation to Chicago during Mexican Independence Day, which apparently is a huge deal in Chicago. When I got there, the entire downtown area was completely shut down as Mexicans had been roaring up and down every street in trucks for the last two days. The Chicago PD had blockaded every exit off the highway within two miles of downtown to try and stop it. It didn't- it just limited them to doing it on the highway breakdown lanes and the actual fucking grass medians.

The moral of the story? If the above is what the Mexican population of Chicago does for fun, I'd dread to see what they do in the face of an actual threat.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 59 points 3 days ago (12 children)

dude honestly thinks he is the shit. If there was ever a pit fight between world presidents, I would bet money on him losing his first fight in the first five seconds.

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[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Drag ‘em through the garden

[–] korazail@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 days ago

Two comments, and I know this is now old news: it's insane to see someone/somegroup get SO pissy for being hit with a soft, non-lethal projectile; and while I understand how he was likely carrying it, upon further review the clip above seems to show that this man is a sandwich-mancer and can summon subs from thin air.

I don't normally like to use the AI summary of a search, but this one was funny: Force of rubber bullet vs sandwich

I'm glad they failed to indict him, and I hope he finds success in another place.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this real? Did he really post that shit?

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[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 80 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

It was also retweeted (a screencap) on twitter by the official white house account....

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[–] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is he trying so hard to fuck around and find out....

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Insurrection is grounds to declare martial law, remove those in power, and halt elections. He has to push hard enough to force people to fight back.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 3 days ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Who won that war again?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Oh no! Chipocalypse now! Where will Taco Don™ get his chips for the salsa that came with his taco!

/s

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

I love the smell of a massive stroke in the morning. It smells like, victory.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

To the world: someone please come liberate us from us.

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[–] Deathgl0be@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I’d like to actually see trump squat like this comfortably. I bet he would Taco.

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