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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 70 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This day is not July 1st.

Numbers is part of the old testament, before the calendar counting the days since Christ. It's referring to the Jewish calendar instead.

In Judaism, the year starts on Rosh Hashanah, which usually occurs around mid-September. The first day of the 7th month would be somewhere in March.

Still doesn't seem like Easter.

[–] Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't care. I will take any excuse to listen to some Madness or the mighty mighty bosstones (ska fanatics please spare me i know the specials and selector exist...)

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ska fanatics would probably listen to Desmond Dekker or Justin Hinds that day.

[–] RaccoonBall@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

It makes me so happy to see first wave recognized

People so rarely know

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scatman John:

I'm the Scatman

Ski-bi dibby did yo da dub dub yo da dub dub

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

BWEE DA DADA DA DO, DA DA DADA DO

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Christians should do a ska assembly on Rosh Hashanah!

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Actually this is about Rosh Hashanah, which is the first day of the seventh month despite being the beginning of the year. Calendars are fun.

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How is the first day of the seventh month also the beginning of the year on the same calendar?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, you know how the school year starts in September, and the fiscal year starts in July, and the calendar year starts in January, and those are all in the Gregorian calendar? Its sorta like that.

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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is a super meh format for the meme but it's the same text so you get the idea

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If Toyotathon and Shark Week were made holidays I certainly wouldn't complain.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want some Shark Week carols, and not that fog machine evangelical grade stuff. Something epic like "O Holy Sharks of the Dark Night Sea" or something lol

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

If the woke get their way, pretty soon we won't have shark carols anymore they'll be illegal

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's not just ska, I'm a firm believer that a horn section makes any song better.

Rap example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7xzmkpwNoA

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm honestly impressed with the video more than anything. Fantastic camera work and editing

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah, all her videos are that level.

Tobe Nwigwe makes really good ones too, but he's slowed down a little recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClomdKP-oXo

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

more like rad example, am i right

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I get a rudeboi Jesus, skankin it in OG holiday fashion?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Sure bro, that sounds like it's within operational parameters

[–] Terrapinjoe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like something we should pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think we should take it one step beyond.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I think I'll have myself a beer instead.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No regular work. Sounds great

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Only irregular work. Forbidden work.

[–] 52fighters@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm up for it. As an American, this could easily turn into a week off work with July 4th just a few days later. Music, fireworks, and good food! It'll be a great time!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Y'all deserve it with how little vacation time some of you get. I’m over here enjoying my bare minimum 28 annual days of PTO (though we count weekends unlike some other countries nearby)

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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had to look it up. It's referring to Rosh Hashanah. It's based on the Jewish Calendar.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rosh Hashanah

I don't know them. I haven't followed Ska since the 90s.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You haven’t? That’s madness!

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the perfect day to bid people welcome to (god's) tragic kingdom!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You came in with the breeze on Sunday morning...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It really is one of those rare flawless albums where not only is there no bad or even mediocre songs, but every single one is an absolute banger!

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 5 points 2 days ago

It's still one of my all time favourite albums. 😌

Nowadays it's more like what's your favourite YouTube channel and the world is a new and scary type of crazy. 😔

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anybody else got Reel Big Fish bouncing around their head right now?

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

RBF, Jeff Rosenstock, and Streetlight Manifesto. 24/7.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it technically be the first of September? The actual 7th month?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If we’re going by the Hebrew calendar it would be Rosh Hashanah, which starts on the first of the seventh month, which this year is on September 22

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Duh, right. L'shahnah tova!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

As a Gentile I always appreciated the day off around my birthday

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This tracks because the only good modern Christian band I can think of is Five Iron Frenzy

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Looks like Canadians are the true followers of Christ.

ContextJuly 1st is Canada Day, which is a national holiday. It’s Canada’s version of July 4th.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

So TMBG seems to have a permanent horn section. Are they ska now?

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