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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I can tell even "good" AI images because of the weird over manufactured look, kinda hard to describe it's kinda like how fake leather feels wrong. But anyways this has the same weird energy as those weirdly gay Sino-Soviet propaganda posters.

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why is it always so beige?

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Bias in the Trainingdata

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I like to call it "ChatGPT sepia"

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

The sepia from old comic books and newspaper comic strips

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It's like, the more you look at it, the worse it looks, even though it looks good at first glance. Typically, when a human draws something that gets worse the more you look at it, then it already looks bad at first glance. I

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guy on the right has a "uni-finger" haha.

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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's that weird colour dithering AI always does. It's not a consistent colour, it's grainy like it uses video stativ/noise.

[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

It literally does, every AI image starts as gaussian noise.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

There's a kind of ChatGPT sepia that it loves to use, then it's version of "comic book panel" is apparently 1950's public domain themed.

[–] python@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Alpha bros and pickup artists make a lot more sense once you know about the Diagnostic Checklist for Psychopathy.

spoilerItem 1: Glibness/superficial charm
Item 2: Grandiose sense of self-worth
Item 3: Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
Item 4: Pathological lying
Item 5: Conning/manipulative
Item 6: Lack of remorse or guilt
Item 7: Shallow affect
Item 8: Callous/lack of empathy
Item 9: Parasitic lifestyle
Item 10: Poor behavioral controls
Item 11: Promiscuous sexual behavior
Item 12: Early behavior problems
Item 13: Lack of realistic, long-term goals
Item 14: Impulsivity
Item 15: Irresponsibility
Item 16: Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
Item 17: Many short-term marital relationships
Item 18: Juvenile delinquency
Item 19: Revocation of conditional release
Item 20: Criminal versatility

One of the most commonly observed traits in psychopathy (the actual mental disorder, not the distorted tiktok pop-sci version of it) is that someone suffering from it has very reduced feelings of anxiety and shame. Makes sense that they'd be confused by someone else feeling anxious and not really understanding why they'd choose to present like that.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh, it really does make sense now that I think about it.

I hate how we live in a world where this kind of behaviour is not just accepted, it's often a desired trait. Lots of CEOs are psychopaths.

[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I think it's usually more their Machiavellinism that gets CEOs ahead in life. Psychopathy and Narcissism sit close to it on the Dark triad and have some overlaps, but of the three, Machiavellinism is probably the most impactful on Career success. I think it's useful to know the difference and recognize the specific traits, as anyone on the Dark Triad can be made to act perfectly pro-social given the right incentives!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Item 19: Revocation of conditional release

Huh, that's an interesting one.

[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Eww. The 9pm guy has both hands connected by one common middle finger. That seems unhandy.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

That's how you AI it was know

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Minecraft villager energy. I bet he hmmphs like one when fucking.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 16 points 3 days ago

Like a fleshy Chinese finger trap.

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[–] malle_yeno@pawb.social 71 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This AI slop is so dumb too

  • left guy is breaking past his keyboard
  • right guy has his message read one minute after he told them to arrive, meaning he was left on read until the literal last second

Like even in their dream scenario, they're unread? Lmao

[–] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh christ I didn’t realize the timing thing, makes this that much more funny. The confident look of the guy when he sees he finally got read a minute after the time they confidently told the other party to come.

It’s so dumb, oh my god

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago

also funnily enough they added an extra I on the keyboard

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 147 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Fellas, is it gay to apologize?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mora@pawb.social 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I also choose this guy's dead wife

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 days ago (21 children)

My ex, well if you can even call it that, dumped me because I apparently apologize too much and "apologies are useless and just show that you lack confidence".

So, according to her, yes.

[–] baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago

"Abuse me harder. Nothing like force to prove your point!"

Dodged a bullet there

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 114 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Yeah, the second I see anyone trying to make a point by using AIGen images, there point is already invalid in my mind.

They don't even have the gall to use random non-AI stock images or even better, use shitty hand drawn images.

Either way, I can't give this an upvote, morally, but it is kinda funny, though.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (4 children)

And what the fuck is up with that floating keyboard passing through his hands? What an absurd thing.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why are AI slop always piss colored?

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago

The training data contains lots of newspaper comics. Newsprint paper is high in acid and as a result yellows over time. Notice the piss comics are usually animated in an anacronistic style, using styles more similar to Older comics despite often being focused on modern life.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

They trained it exclusively on late 2000s-2010s video games

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 45 points 3 days ago

How is this not two gay guys setting up a sex meet? This is exactly what 99% of my Grindr texts read like.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had to re-read it several times to figure out how it wasn't supposed to be a gay hookup.

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I still don't get how it isn't a gay hookup. How are you supposed to read it?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess we're supposed to look at the guy on the left and instead of thinking "He is in distress," we're supposed to think, "He is unfuckable." And we're supposed to look at the guy on the right and instead of thinking, "He is going to fuck that other guy," we're supposed to think, "He is so fuckable."

I think it's gay either way you look at it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's going for "No woman will respect beta left guy's wussy way of asking to hook up while women love gigachad right guy's demand for it."

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ohh. They're not even texting each other. They're texting two other dudes. That makes a lot more sense.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They're texting the same person, presumably a woman but possibly a man or enby.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They're not texting each other, they're texting their girlfriends

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[–] Colors@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I’m getting older but I feel like texting someone so late they didn’t read it until after the proposed meeting time might not be a good strategy either.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's a power move, bro. They'll realize they're already late which creates a sense of urgency. Like and subscribe for more alpha tips on manipulating others.

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[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Torn between downvote for AI and upvote for kinda funny

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[–] Bucky@hardpass.lol 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

why would she be reading the text one minute after it told her to be there? Doesn't that speak even worse for the alpha male?

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Lol the attempt to show a fast read actually made it look like the text wasn't read until after the meeting time had passed.

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