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[–] Colors@lemmy.world 82 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I’m getting older but I feel like texting someone so late they didn’t read it until after the proposed meeting time might not be a good strategy either.

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Colors@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

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